c.f. "Burns Baby Burns"

Heh heh, look at this country. "U R Gay."

Heh heh, look at this country. "U R Gay."

Not everyone plans their Halloween costume on November 18th. Bless you.

Not everyone plans their Halloween costume on November 18th. Bless you.

What, when one of you writes in blood?

What, when one of you writes in blood?

So I have a chance with her?

So I have a chance with her?

It might be a simplification, but I think there's something to this. It's not necessarily that artists aren't smart; maybe it's more that they don't hesitate to trust their hunches or their half-baked ideas.

It might be a simplification, but I think there's something to this. It's not necessarily that artists aren't smart; maybe it's more that they don't hesitate to trust their hunches or their half-baked ideas.

Or Felix the Cat pacing back and forth. Remember when that was a thing?

Or Felix the Cat pacing back and forth. Remember when that was a thing?

This is one of the best William Henry Harrison jokes I've ever heard.

This is one of the best William Henry Harrison jokes I've ever heard.

Europe is all one country.

Europe is all one country.

For no reason here's Apu!

For no reason here's Apu!

Just needs one more syllable in the middle line, and it's a haiku!