Just needs one more syllable in the middle line, and it's a haiku!

I don't see the problem with that one.

I don't see the problem with that one.

"Murphy! You are a… elf…"

"Murphy! You are a… elf…"

Holy shit!

Holy shit!

ah-OOOH-gah!

ah-OOOH-gah!

I hope he asks us to burn our pants!

I hope he asks us to burn our pants!

"I'm going to draw a line through the middle of the house a la I Love Lucy!"

"I'm going to draw a line through the middle of the house a la I Love Lucy!"

I am now going to say this every single time I agree with something, instead of just saying the word "yes".

I am now going to say this every single time I agree with something, instead of just saying the word "yes".

It's just a little airborne! It's still good!

It's just a little airborne! It's still good!

When I was about 12, the cook at my school's cafeteria, who was a grown man in his 30s, liked to play Dungeons & Dragons with some of us 12-year-olds. At the time, I remember thinking, "It's kind of cool that a guy in his 30s is comfortable being a kid." Now, I think, "How weird that a man in his 30s spent his free…

When I was about 12, the cook at my school's cafeteria, who was a grown man in his 30s, liked to play Dungeons & Dragons with some of us 12-year-olds. At the time, I remember thinking, "It's kind of cool that a guy in his 30s is comfortable being a kid." Now, I think, "How weird that a man in his 30s spent his free…

No, they're just two numbers.