I didn't know about the coffin.

I didn't know about the coffin.

Feedback noted.

RIP Suzanne Somers. Your role as Janet on Three's Company will be missed.

You might say we "ate Uter" and he's "in our stomachs".

RATS LIVE ON NO EVIL STAR

(sees "Grade 8" as opposed to "8th grade", "graduating from university" as opposed to "graduating from college")

Wipe that face off your head. Bitch.

I love the movie, and on the whole I'm fine with Goldberg in it, but I admit the "I want to dance" line is pretty darn clunky. It would be better without it.

Um, I wouldn't suggest that, Mike.

I hear ya. Here's some more money for your pocket.

Canned salmon = horrible
Roasted or smoked salmon = awesome

His golf ball spends more time underwater than Greg Louganis!

(Click.)
Dark.

Heheheh, Eddie Murphy's prostitute had a penis that one time.

Dude sure got his comeuppance!

Or a "Chinee".

Do people even say "hebes" anymore? I remember seeing that in Mad Magazine's parody of All In The Family in like 1972.

In all seriousness, Al's lack of sexual interest in Peg was kind of depressing to me as a 15 or 16 year old watching that show.

WOO HOO KELLY BROUGHT HER FRIEND FROM SCHOOL HOME WHO ALSO IS DRESSED LIKE A SLUT! YAY!