I honestly kind of do look like my avatar. I know it's stylized and everything, but it's what I look like.

That's what they all say!

I admire this more than I enjoy it.

Yeah, TMZ is tacky and sleazy and invasive, but they are often the first on the scene with tawdry celebrity news. Maybe they don't wait for backup sources, but instead go with "ok, we're pretty sure this is true because somebody close to the celebrity said it."

Dudes, are you being sarcastic?

Simply create a million different AV Club accounts, and you can do so.

I'm a three!

…Grandpa?

And like Zeppelin, she made black people's music whiter.

Did you instead expect to see it ten years ago?

Are you making jokes about people in a car in Dallas with a gun pointed at their heads?

You can only subscribe to the circular logic newsletter if you already subscribe to it.

It's possible for us both to be upset and to be joking about it.

She had a real set of pipes.

"the cracks in the facade"

As a Blue Jays fan, I can only dream of getting knocked out of the playoffs on the last day.

And then get The Cars to cover "Cars" by Gary Numan.

I want Jim Anchower to cover that one!

HORSEFELLOW IS BACK!!!!

I don't hate Massachusetts. But I probably will after I watch this show.