"Buzz. If that *is* your real name."

"IT BEGINS!"

"Al, let's have sex!"

Pardon me?

Yes you are! You are so reticulated.

Season 5 or 6!

"Jim Wallace, Associated Press. Is this a joke?"

Isn't there a commenter here whose user name is "The finger thing means the taxes"?

"Well Dean, I hope nothing unsavory happens on my visit to your campus. As you know, I am the President of the United States."

The Michael Dunahee incident (still unsolved).

The best known alum of my high school is Meg Tilly the actress. The second and third best known are a couple whose five-year-old son was the victim of one of the more famous child abductions in Canada in the past 25 years :(

I still think the category names on that show were one of the cleverest things on TV.

Hubris?

Holy fuck, is this stupid. He might as well say "I don't believe that pacemakers exist, because I believe that God, not man, controls our heartbeat."

tl;dr

After all, that's just what he wants!

I don't wish any career-ending injuries on Tebow, but "preachy" describes him perfectly. And "in your face".

"For I was so indifferent to this story, that I gave no begotten shits, that whosoever cares about it shall not impress me, but be eternally ignored."

Posting comments only once is also an inexact science, alas.

I'm now expecting to see an AV club commenter with user name "Bicentennial Lemon Party"