… "Rey" Romano? (I got nothin')

You don't hire hookers? Well, LA-DI-DAH, YOUR MAJESTY!

Buttsucker, suckin' butts!

They are Amarijuana if anything.

The al.. ighty.. ollar!  Heh heh.

BOOM roasted! (Because midget.)

CUCKOO! CUCKOO! CUCKOO!

"Homer, it's easy to criticize."

In this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics!

They told us what to wear, how to dress, which clothes we should put on…

Hi David! I'm Grandpa!

43-Man Squamish (from old Mad Magazine).

It's a pornography store. I was buying pornography.

OF "SOCK"

"Disgustic"? Is that like a family name from the former Yugoslavia? Goran and Jelena Disgustic.

It's written in "headlinese", where there's an established standard of conjugating verbs slightly differently.

I'd rather listen to Richard Simmons and Bruce Vilanch blowing each other than listen to Nickelback.

"Where's all this liquor coming from?"

Texans, Quebeckers… They're both secessionists.

I was about 15 when New Kids On The Block were at the height of their popularity, and I absolutely HATED them. I was almost mad at the world for letting them get popular, a little like "Why can't the world see through them and realize how fake and contrived they are?"