Has your dad only heard, like, five or six bands ever?

"EVERY photograph of you is from when you were younger." — Mitch Hedberg

I used to have a problem with Freudian slips, but then I fucked my mother.

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Truly, you are a quick-witted piece of poop.

…and has a daughter with small breasts?

"Snooki" and "Kardash" did not "write" those "books".

My favorite Neil Gaiman thing ever is the fact that his name sounds like "Kneel, gay man"

"I demand to speak to my paleontologist!"

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I pranked him… to death… with a tire iron!

I approve of this gimmick poster.

So you're in favor of…

Their posture and body language was perfect. They had "fat person back", if that makes any sense — a sort of curvature of the back/spine that you sometimes see in very heavy people. My friend's uncle is a rather large individual and you can see it in him.

We're like, uh, closed or something. Go away.

I loved that, and I loved last week when they made fun of the boob-job teen mom who talked through the back of her nose.

Yeah, my memory is also that the Burger World manager was in the original series too.

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I can imagine the newspaper clipping: "Mr and Mrs McFuckenstein are pleased to announced the birth of their son, Shit Balls"

We're pretty informal here: I noticed you addressed Mr. McFuckenstein by his first name "Shit".