It was taken by Mell Lazarus. Duh.

I wish I had something that was just waiting to suck.

"Meet me for a three-martini lunch, Senator!"

That's also true of most of my contemplative expressions, and I'm 37.

Heh. VD.

Not much, what's a nubian with you?

D ceased.

D ceased.

"Look at me / I'm Heavy D / Lousy with morbidity"

You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?

This news is poignant and serious, almost "weighty" or "possessing mass".

Well, you can always do that, but they might send you to jail.

Yeah, I'm originally from the BC coast, and we certainly get our share of rain, but it's actually not a lot of rain volume-wise. "Nine months of drizzle" is pretty much correct. Except for July to September, the percentage of the time that it's raining is high, but the volume of rain isn't obscene. Plus, the Vancouver…

I read everything in Lionel Hutz's voice.

Who travels back in time for some reason.

Boy, who was Michael Jackson's doctor? Doctor KEVORKIAN?

So hot snow falls up?

I believe the correct term is "involuntary freakslaughter"

Because of gay.

Btw, I like how you don't even say which county you're from — all that matters is that it's "not New Castle county".