Can't they be both?

"You see, Muslims refrain from pork like this, whereas Jews refrain from pork like this!"

Somebody now needs to register the username "Doug Smoosh, Smug Douche".

A better analogy would be "I don't normally like olives, and so I don't order them on pizza, but then I had this one particular pizza with olives on it and I was surprised to find myself liking the way they fit in with the other ingredients."

Give Binky and Claudia their own show.

I remember liking the bit where he's on the telephone on the sex chat line or whatever. It's a great depiction of socially awkward loneliness.

I've never seen a joke dissected so much.

You added three extra letters on the front of the word "rapist".

Actually, you sold me there. I also have some musical likes that I'd be a little embarrassed about sharing with music critic types (Steve Miller, Lenny Kravitz). There is definitely something to be said for gut-level enjoyment of catchy well-crafted popular music that somehow hooks you in.

Will somebody buy this guy a radio?

With all due respect, this seems like a fairly minor point for people to be quibbling about. If you live in North America or Europe, then the majority of religious people are Christian. So it's not a huge surprise that discussion of religion vs non-religion would tend to get blurred with the distinction between…

As long as you didn't want to have "pasghetti" with your aunt, I think you're good.

I knew we shouldn't have put that fireplace in the bedroom.

Failed firsties.

Hey Kate I think ur sexi I like ur comixs I think I am stalking u I hope thats ok??

This is more awkward than that time Daphne Zuniga went on a blind date with Leo Sayer.

I'm not trying to convince religious people to be the same as me, nor am I necessarily accusing them of being misguided.

I'm skeptical of the ability of subjective personal experience to say anything in particular about a "realm of reality beyond logic or the senses".

I won't say anything about the Eagles.

It might sound nice to say that there's a "non-empirical" realm, where there can be "truths" that have a "reality" despite being non-accessible by empirical means.