She who sensed it, dispensed it.

The knights who say ni?

OMG, I didn't clue in that she voiced Bobby Hill until right now. Even though I must have seen her name in the KotH credits zillions of times.

This was good, but some of the Simpsons writeups came across as rushed.

It was a nice touch how the filming acknowledged that airports are not romantic. The logistics of where you go and where you stand prevents that.

Also one of them turns into a giant cat whenever there's a full moon, and the other one is allergic to cats.

The "whither" is what made that one.

But I thought that by going on the internet and making sexually-based puns, some of which allude to my own masturbation, then I would thereby pick up chicks.

It would be hilarious if people talked like this in real life. "What's your favorite beer?" "It's funny you ask, because I enjoy the flavorful IPA from Smuttynose Brewing, available for $11.49 a sixpack at my local liquor store."

Also, I have a date tonight with AmHANDa PALMer.

Kneel, gay man!

He writes dialogue well. And he portrays behind-the-scenes earnestness well.

"Ike Turner Beats Tina To Death" — NY Post

I thought it could never be sexist or misogynistic to COMPLIMENT a broad's snatch.

I saw two guys in a fast food place today. One of them was in a wheelchair.

I came.

Failed fourthsies?

It sure does.

Failed Ferristies.

I can't figure out if I find her attractive or not. It's like that Onion article "Sorta-attractive girl half-heartedly hit on"