I love the way kids talk about "naughty" stuff.

Best Freudian slip typo ever.

Ellen

so then I thought "why not eat a banana" and so I did, and there was still some coffee in my travel mug so I drank the last of that coffee. Then I went to fill my travel mug with water but when I got up I thought maybe I should get some paper towels from the bathroom on the same trip, so I did.

I think it's Dan Whitney's new show.

I'm in Delaware too! And I see a Cheeburger on my commute! But I didn't know that they followed that "cheezborger, cheeps" aesthetic.

I stand corrected. I've not been to Chicago.

"Lesbo"?!?

I heard that Keith Richards went to a drug dealer and did all the drug dealer's drugs and the drug dealer had to stop being a drug dealer.

Coming next, a restaurant based on that John Belushi skit, serving "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger. No fries, chips. No Coke, Pepsi."

Failed twelfthsies.

Does Eef Barzelay live in Mos Eisley?

Especially on stories that involve somebody's death, or a victim of a horrible crime.

I disagree about the age of B&B's target audience or ideal audience. I was about 20 when I first watched the show.

Surely you mean a "28 years old doctor"

Mr. Burns, I'm not sure what you think sideburns are…

Her mom, Katy Perry?

You might say we ATE UTER and he's IN OUR STOMACHS.

Do you have a list of five favorite one-off characters?

I guess I can understand that if you're the creator of the Simpson family and their world, you might be annoyed at the intrusion of a character from a different cartoon universe (in a manner clearly meant to promote another show). But as a viewer, the presence of so many hilarious lines means that it doesn't matter to…