I highly recommend the collection "Dogbert's Clues for the Clueless" by Scott Adams.

All google searches turn up boobies, my friend.

insert car wreck joke #517

I'm a professional mathematician. I thought the whole business about "the janitor is a secret genius" was done in a very unrealistic way.

YOU'RE ONLY SUPPOSED TO BLOW THE BLOODY DOORS OFF!

Remember scrambled porn on the TV?

You're right; I stand corrected.

And in this way, complaining is just like farting.

Maybe they just have large sperm cells.

And people say they're just five pairs of tits.

Yes. And the sequels were titled 14up, 21up, 28up, and so forth. Excellent documentaries. I highly recommend them.

Now let's all forget our feelings with a big bowl of strawberry ice cream!

Yes. Being tired and weary, and reining in his desperation, works well for David Brent.

I wouldn't go so far as to call the Extras special "awful", but I'm with you in preferring the Office special to the Extras special (perhaps precisely because it seems nicer or warmer in some sense).

I absolutely LOVED the interaction and possible budding relationship between David Brent and Carol.

God hates camp.

"My wife and I sure do see things slightly differently!" — Paul Reiser

Well said, @avclub-c3db0eccf2c514420cdb901fd8c00753:disqus .

Larry the Cacophonous Boor? Larry the Cheap Buffoon?

The alive-est Golden Girl?