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Richard Petty Bourgeoisie
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That Chris Brown is one repugnant fella, -ella, -ella, -ella.

That Chris Brown is one repugnant fella, -ella, -ella, -ella.

Flagged for ranking Tami Taylor below any human woman based on any single criterion.

Flagged for ranking Tami Taylor below any human woman based on any single criterion.

I watched every minute of the first season and loved it.  Then the second season started and I realized that these one-trick ponies had exhausted their one trick.  And it was a good trick, one that kept me rapt for an entire season.  I think MTV dropped the ball by not replacing the entire cast (or most of the cast)

I watched every minute of the first season and loved it.  Then the second season started and I realized that these one-trick ponies had exhausted their one trick.  And it was a good trick, one that kept me rapt for an entire season.  I think MTV dropped the ball by not replacing the entire cast (or most of the cast)

"Unwittingly representing the nadir of a once moderately well-educated civilization"?  Or "Ready to squeeze titties"?   

"Unwittingly representing the nadir of a once moderately well-educated civilization"?  Or "Ready to squeeze titties"?   

Not a single question about her interest in bra-and-panties tickle fights with A.V. Club commenters???  What kinda ratshit operation are you runnin' here, Adams???

Not a single question about her interest in bra-and-panties tickle fights with A.V. Club commenters???  What kinda ratshit operation are you runnin' here, Adams???

I feel your pain.  I only ever get cast as the handsome, smart, muscular guy (who gets revenge diarrhea from the tormented nerd).

I feel your pain.  I only ever get cast as the handsome, smart, muscular guy (who gets revenge diarrhea from the tormented nerd).

Well, I sure hope he doesn't think he'll be able to convince Ken Jeong to participate in some sort of Asian minstrel show.  If I've learned anything from the Hangover films, it's that Mr. Jeong won't debase himself for a cheap laugh (and that he soooo horny!).

Well, I sure hope he doesn't think he'll be able to convince Ken Jeong to participate in some sort of Asian minstrel show.  If I've learned anything from the Hangover films, it's that Mr. Jeong won't debase himself for a cheap laugh (and that he soooo horny!).

This won't "move the needle," as the pollsters say.  Romney has long had the Midwestern jorts/sport sandals vote locked down.

This won't "move the needle," as the pollsters say.  Romney has long had the Midwestern jorts/sport sandals vote locked down.

His work in "Uncut Hunks 47" opened my eyes and heart to the idea of acting as art.

His work in "Uncut Hunks 47" opened my eyes and heart to the idea of acting as art.

Isn't it great? She's so popular in school.  We call all her little friends "The Sodomites." 

Isn't it great? She's so popular in school.  We call all her little friends "The Sodomites."