Sooo, recall if you will the article last week where the staff copped to not liking/getting artists they know are great. I don't admit this in mixed company, but this feels like a safe place - I don't like or get Bruce. As a Jersey native, I love what he means to the state. I see eye to eye with him politically. I…

Little known fact - Kurosawa's "Gold Titty Girl and the Slug Gangster" inspired another Star Wars film ("Phantom Menace").

Devastating. I assumed Connie Britton just opened her mouth and the music happened. This requires major edits to my fan fic. Please don't tell me she's not into pasty gamers who can transform into Vikings. I'd have to scrap the whole project.

Wife: What is it?
Me: Another zombie pap smear kit!
Wife: Please stop sending your "Frasier" fan fic to Jeff Bezos.

Now I get it. I work in NBC's props department and was confused like a mofo when the higher-ups ordered a Baby Bjron with a "tail hole."

I don't want to tell you how to do your job, Ms. Knibbs, but if you're going to be critical of something, go all-in. "Ketchup is an inferior condiment"??? The proper wording of this statement is "Adult humans who put ketchup and nothing more on hot dogs are, at best, microcephalic philistines and, at worst,…

I used to daydream that I'd be riding my Huffy Pro Thunder through my neighborhood and, lo and behold, Samantha Micelli would be stranded with a flat tire on HER Huffy Pro Thunder.  I'd help her fix her tire, and then we'd ride our bikes for hours and eat Oreos and laugh at fart jokes and watch G.I. Joe cartoons and,…

The Japanese version ended with the losers playing Russian Roulette.  The "draw" is a play on that.

Hidradenitis Suppurativa is a chronic inflammatory condition of the apocrine sweat glands, usually in the arm pit. It does not matter how many times you cut it out, it will always come back.

Churl Gone Vile

And just yesterday, Mr. Tobias wrote "the last couple of Meet The Parents sequels, can make [Stiller] look
like the laziest comic actor in Hollywood, someone hired to flail around
in hyper-neurotic fits in a half-hearted troll for laughs."

I hope this is better than her book, "I Kan Haz Beer $hitz."

Dang, these "artsy" bands never play anywhere near my hometown.  I guess that's "strike one" for my beloved Khartoum.

I've said it before, and I'll say it again - Chris Brown is one fucking repugnant fella -ella, -ella, -ella.

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Jizz Show?  I'll show myself out . . .

Jizz Show?  I'll show myself out . . .

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