"several brief-but-frank masturbation scenes"

I know people are unsatisfied with the title, but "Yam-Hued Cunt" (the original working title) actually means "breakfast chair" in Gaelic.

I know people are unsatisfied with the title, but "Yam-Hued Cunt" (the original working title) actually means "breakfast chair" in Gaelic.

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4 Buffalo buffalo 4 Buffalo buffalo 4 buffalo 4 Buffalo.

Peter:  Aww, Mom, how come Dad gets to go to Flame Island and I have to go to boring old school?
Carol:  It's called "Fire Island," Peter.
Alice [walking quickly though the kitchen]:  I think he had the name right the first time.
[laughtrack]

Peter:  Aww, Mom, how come Dad gets to go to Flame Island and I have to go to boring old school?
Carol:  It's called "Fire Island," Peter.
Alice [walking quickly though the kitchen]:  I think he had the name right the first time.
[laughtrack]

Thank you.

Thank you.

Fixed.

Fixed.

Sean, did you post the "ugly marsupial doing something cute" video to serve as a metaphor for Greenday's visual presentation as set against its sugary pop-punk sound?  Evil genius.

Sean, did you post the "ugly marsupial doing something cute" video to serve as a metaphor for Greenday's visual presentation as set against its sugary pop-punk sound?  Evil genius.

And yet somehow my spec script for "Hard 5" (five transgender lady detectives who ONLY wear Greedo masks) gathers dust on  Mark Pedowitz's desk.  It's as if this network doesn't even want an Emmy.

And yet somehow my spec script for "Hard 5" (five transgender lady detectives who ONLY wear Greedo masks) gathers dust on  Mark Pedowitz's desk.  It's as if this network doesn't even want an Emmy.

Derek Hess:  Here's your money, fellas.  You'll not be invited back.  You sucked.  I hope you had the time of your life.
Billy Joe:  Say that last part again . . .

Derek Hess:  Here's your money, fellas.  You'll not be invited back.  You sucked.  I hope you had the time of your life.
Billy Joe:  Say that last part again . . .

I'd go with "Heart of Stone" by The Rolling Stones.

I'd go with "Heart of Stone" by The Rolling Stones.

Drew:  But, what if only little kids show up to our Pennsylvania concert?
Nick:  We'll just call them our "Hershey Squirts."
Justin:  Looks, brains and humor, Nick?  Still the total package!
Drew:  I hate all of you.