Drew:  But, what if only little kids show up to our Pennsylvania concert?
Nick:  We'll just call them our "Hershey Squirts."
Justin:  Looks, brains and humor, Nick?  Still the total package!
Drew:  I hate all of you.

Nope.  This is really me.  I fart in the tub and eat the bubbles.

Nope.  This is really me.  I fart in the tub and eat the bubbles.

Well, it seems that I've been "hacked" as it were.

Well, it seems that I've been "hacked" as it were.

Also, I'm a big homo who drinks a mix of my own poop and pee.

Also, I'm a big homo who drinks a mix of my own poop and pee.

I hope there are no negative repercussions for saying this, but Anonymous and LulzSec seem like petulant children constantly saying "Did you see that?  Look what I can do!  Did you see that one?"

I hope there are no negative repercussions for saying this, but Anonymous and LulzSec seem like petulant children constantly saying "Did you see that?  Look what I can do!  Did you see that one?"

Firing her weird staff?  Getting an apartment in New York?  Looks like Katie's making All the Right Moves.  Also, Legend!

Firing her weird staff?  Getting an apartment in New York?  Looks like Katie's making All the Right Moves.  Also, Legend!

I'm a straight fella, but Mr. McConaughey's torso makes me wanna play a light game of Jack Reacher with him.

I'm a straight fella, but Mr. McConaughey's torso makes me wanna play a light game of Jack Reacher with him.

I can't deny that, in my youth, I thoroughly enjoyed formulaic police/crime-based action films, but [braces self for groans from everyone] I'm getting too old for this shit.

I can't deny that, in my youth, I thoroughly enjoyed formulaic police/crime-based action films, but [braces self for groans from everyone] I'm getting too old for this shit.

RT @BarackObama Hey, Mandy, sad to hear about your arrest, but ORANGE you glad you're not still in jail? LOL!!!!!!!!

RT @BarackObama Hey, Mandy, sad to hear about your arrest, but ORANGE you glad you're not still in jail? LOL!!!!!!!!

Rob actually once tweeted something to the effect of "My brother Peter and I don't have the same last name because we have different dads."

Rob actually once tweeted something to the effect of "My brother Peter and I don't have the same last name because we have different dads."

This reminds me of the time Ronnie DeVoe placed an inflatable rat in front of an Atlanta area CVS to protest the use of non-union plumbers.