While this Madea piece looks splendid, I'm going to hold out for 2013's "Madea's Crying Game."  Eddie Murphy is set to reprise his 1997 role as "Guy Just Giving a Ride."

Little know legal fact:  Per their settlement agreement, David Bowie is entitled to one ride on Rob Van Winkle's favorite dirt bike every time "Ice Ice Baby" is purchased on iTunes.  Bowie is currently entitled to 76 rides.

While my prom's theme was "Spring Love" (based on the Stevie B. song (PLEASE go watch the video on YouTube)), it could just as easily have been "Drakkar Fest '93."  To answer your question, yes, New Jersey.

Too bad.  I enjoy this fella's work.  He seems insistent on executing the "moderately-talented-actor-whose-musical-inclinations-push-him-to-the-margins-of-the-entertainment-world" maneuver (known in some circles at "The Leto"). 

Cool as a cucumber in a bowl of hot sauce.  Rest in peace, Mr. Yauch.

If he found Saddam today, he could use that rockin' "Now we're the same temperature" line.

I already submitted "Cosby in Winter."  Acquitted of manslaughter in connection with the car crash that killed his wife and paralyzed him, Dr. Huxtable plans to live out his days dictating children's books to his wildly mustachioed daughter, Rudy.  He dies in the middle of the first episode, whereupon Rudy has an…

Can't wait for the remake of this here comment!  Shit seems old already, Son!!!

I can't wait for the remake of this comment a few minutes from now.  This one already feels dated.

Yes and no.  You're making a bit of a leap with the "self-loathing" part.

My rule for movies with possible male nudity:  Seediq?  Bail!

I actually play the "take a shot every time [she] makes a poo joke or someone grabs her tit" game with every movie or show I watch.  Drunkest:  "Chelsea Lately" (34-way tie for first).  Soberest:  "Sophie's Choice."

Awwww!  Edward Herrmann and Dan Savage had a baby.  I'm sorry he got canned, but congrats nonetheless, fellas.

"He thinks he's taking his Coumadin, but his 'doctor' actually gave him a bottle of Janet Jackson's donkey amphetamine diet pills.  Let's see how he reacts!  [muttering to himself] Take all the good lines and make me the laughing chimp?  The fuck you think you are?" - Zombie Ed McMahon

That boring, old, expensive red and yellow suit will be replaced by a head-to-toe Louis Vuitton knock-off suit costing only $45 (but you promise you don't you tell no one I give you this price).

Um, the commercials for this film led me to believe there would be a healthy serving of Ellie Kemper.  I now feel lost and cold.

I really hope that, as was the case with "Eazy-Duz-It," they release a "clean" version of the film without the Parental Advisory sticker.  "She had what I have" is so much more pleasing to the ear (and, one would imagine, to the LGBT community) than "the bitch had a dick."

I guess I'll just have to start reading novels set in Tacoma, Jacksonville and Fort Worth.

I hear Michael Rapaport has been BEGGING the studio to let him play Br'er Rabbit.

As I said to a cop just this morning, "I'll give you my three-quarter sleeve Metallica 'Ride the Lightning' t-shirt when you take it off three-quarters of my cold, dead arms!"