I'm fairly certain this was a prequel to "Zapped!"

I guess this is why Chaz Bono so staunchly supports access to contraception for the "laid-deyz" (his term).

I dare you to say "American pianists" three times really fast in front of a mirror in a darkened bath house.

There's no need to argue; Parents Television Council just don't understand.

So, so sorry, guys.  Totally forgot ***SPOILER ALERT***.

I hope they include the storyline from the book about how vampires can't see poop on toilet paper so they have to wipe until they see BLOOD!!!

She must have asked her plastic surgeon for the "Kyra Sedgwick."

And with that, I'm weeping, you son of a bitch!  I was watching this movie recently with my 7 year-old son.  He didn't quite catch that line and asked me to repeat it.  "Can't" was all I could muster.

I bet G.G. Allin would've loved santorum.

By "fail to address the racial elephant in the room," do you mean the use of pixelation in the shower scenes?  That's really, really racist, Scott.

While I'm not a TV expert by any stretch, I'm a 37 year-old sentient TV watcher and a fairly interested observer of all things TV.  I had honestly never seen "showrunner" in print before I saw it next to Veena Sud's name.  And, just a few seconds ago, I found an October 14, 2011 Slate article entitled "When the Fuck…

So, "showrunner" is officially a thing now?  If so, please let me know if its use is supposed to (a) protect the producer of a shitty show by calling him/her something that sounds like a lowly go-fer (a "runner of errands for a show") or (b) elevate the import of a producer of a good show by making it sound like…

How about when Paul whispers "Rosebud" right before he "feeds" Karrie? 

Not to be outdone, Bollywood is putting the finishing touches on "Cumin Hennapede," a nine hour musical about cooking, body art, love, ass-to-mouth surgery, siblings separated by fate, dramatic reversals of fortune, and convenient coincidences .

Sorry, but I'll never be able to see her as anyone other than the actress whose bio makes me think of the actress who was the second Rebecca on Roseanne. 

Dwide, I think you're onto something, but I think it's more accurate to say that MMA crowds/fans are the sports equivalent of Creed crowds/fans.  Each set has lots of semi-bloated 26 year-old white fellas in denim shorts and t-shirts searching for a masculinity proxy in the form of second tier entertainers.

Praise the Lord
Assuming this groundbreaking film has the same effect on me as The Blind Side did, all my giant, adopted Black teenagers will now have sassy maids to keep them company! I'll learn way more from them than they learn from me! It's not about the color on the outside! Seems to me we're all just people! …

Not So Happy Days
I always had a problem buying into Tom Bosley lowering himself to be with Marion Ross.

Deleted Scene
I saw an earlier cut of the film that contained even wilder inserts, including one of a chimp who, after furiously finishing a charcoal drawing on yellow poster board, turns the poster to show the viewer that he drew comically well-endowed elderly transsexuals crying. What the eff that had to do with…