Kiss Kiss Bang Bang

Wait. 'Songs'? As in, plural? Cuuuuuuuum.

Wait. 'Songs'? As in, plural? Cuuuuuuuum.

We'll cross that bridge when we get there.

We'll cross that bridge when we get there.

*"Tyler Perry presents: . . ."

*"Tyler Perry presents: . . ."

I'm a sucker for that guitar solo at the end. It sounds like Slash wrote the solo and then the producer went "We need the solo section to be half as long. Can you just play that same thing but in cut-time?"

I'm a sucker for that guitar solo at the end. It sounds like Slash wrote the solo and then the producer went "We need the solo section to be half as long. Can you just play that same thing but in cut-time?"

I used "Masterb8" at my old job.

I used "Masterb8" at my old job.

MAKE YOU THINK THAT BUYING IS REBELLING.

MAKE YOU THINK THAT BUYING IS REBELLING.

I remember looking for "she builds quick machines" on YouTube. YouTube asked "are you sure you don't mean 'HE builds quick machines'?" Sexist YouTube.

I remember looking for "she builds quick machines" on YouTube. YouTube asked "are you sure you don't mean 'HE builds quick machines'?" Sexist YouTube.

Ian freeze!

Ian freeze!

You could probably get Chris Kattan for under $50.

You could probably get Chris Kattan for under $50.

"I bet Baizley wishes somebody could take his bones away."