These guys are so metal, they even wear black in the middle of a desert.

If anything, the night belongs to the guy from Electric Six who invented it.

I hate this song and I hate all of you.

I recently realized that I saw Dawes back around 2007 when they went by Simon Dawes. Losing the Simon really helped them expand their sound.

The hipsters are going to love these. They'll call them "analogue jifs".

"Tapping? That's what opportunity does softly."

I'm not a huge fan. I'd say "Heart On", but that's just because I like the name.

Just saw them live. Max Weinberg's son is filling in for their drummer now. Love the band, although I'm pretty sure "Bruane Brenn" is just a Norwegian cover of "Since U Been Gone."

On record, Mastodon. But Baroness easily puts on the best live show of the three.

First time I read that I thought you said they played SNL. Made my eyes brighten for a second.

As an Ohio University alum, going to a famous party school doesn't matter if you're ugly and socially awkward. Or at least that's what my friend tells me.

Prove it. Properly use a semi-colon.

I hate her stand up but the show is surprisingly good. She has the right mix of self-deprecation and funny friends to carry her on their backs.

Check your lease!

Rob Flynn's eulogy is one of the most touching things I've ever read. Reasserts my claim that Jeff was the George Harrison of metal.

He's plays D&D on Dan Harmon's podcast almost every week.

Comedy Central, your decisions are bad and you should feel bad!

If it makes you feel…uh…damn it I had something for this.

Not to mention that Zevon write a song making fun of Skynyrd. After the plane crash.

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