"I bet Baizley wishes somebody could take his bones away."

Less deadly than Burton's but as shitty as Dave's.

Less deadly than Burton's but as shitty as Dave's.

Does that one Incubus song I put on that mix-tape for my girlfriend back in high school count?

Does that one Incubus song I put on that mix-tape for my girlfriend back in high school count?

Salsa mixed with cream cheese. Ugh.

I'm pretty sure it was Big Jay Oakerson, aka the guy that pounds on the bathroom door while Chelsea Perretti was peeing in season 1.

I'm pretty sure it was Big Jay Oakerson, aka the guy that pounds on the bathroom door while Chelsea Perretti was peeing in season 1.

@Marquis_Moon:disqus is not on board.

@Marquis_Moon:disqus is not on board.

I thought the guy that dresses up in camo and called himself a soldier seemed too much like a Michael Scott clone for this not to be somewhat scripted. I was kind of disappointed when it wasn't. Wouldn't it be revolutionary for AMC to make a half-hour sitcom starring only unfuckable people?

I thought the guy that dresses up in camo and called himself a soldier seemed too much like a Michael Scott clone for this not to be somewhat scripted. I was kind of disappointed when it wasn't. Wouldn't it be revolutionary for AMC to make a half-hour sitcom starring only unfuckable people?

I was surprised nobody had made an REM joke. Then I looked up the lyrics and realized I've been confusing two men who have nothing in common.

I was surprised nobody had made an REM joke. Then I looked up the lyrics and realized I've been confusing two men who have nothing in common.

"The Bass is like a woman. She's big and fat and likes to get slapped."
-The only Otis Lee Crenshaw quote I could remember.

"The Bass is like a woman. She's big and fat and likes to get slapped."
-The only Otis Lee Crenshaw quote I could remember.

There's certainly a pattern:

There's certainly a pattern:

Ruined? Why? All he wants to do is suck your dick.

Ruined? Why? All he wants to do is suck your dick.