Perhaps the cold comfort of unending solitude is infinitely preferable to the finite, yet inexplicably harrowing pain of being. :downs a shot of absinthe:

Oh some of these ads, what says "trashy decadence" quite like a gold-plated razor for cutting coke into lines? Or hand-carved ivory(!) coke straws and spoons and vials, because there will be no condensation that will get your coke all damp. Well, that sounds like a problem I have had to deal with, I'll take five.

[picks up bottle of terrible craft beer with a stupid name like St. Tesla Bacon Brewery's Zombie Stardust Imperial Stout, where the emphasis is on novelty instead of quality or taste, starts sipping it in the microbrewery tasting room and engaging in nerdy one-upmanship arguments over pointless micro-brewing minutiae…

[picks up bottle of terrible craft beer with a stupid name like St. Tesla Bacon Brewery's Zombie Stardust Imperial Stout, where the emphasis is on novelty instead of quality or taste, starts sipping it and engaging in arguments over pointless micro-brewing minutiae with a guy who looks like this in the microbrewery…

I'm sort of glad they haven't gone the route of straightforward procedural parody, the bizarre little tangents the show takes are already a key part of the makeup, along with elements like the childishness and vindictiveness of Forte as Rad, and the work by the cast in general. Kate Mara's work as Chrysalis, the…

And in conclusion, I respectfully submit you'd better give me your lunch money, nerd! I don't even care if it's all in penny rolls.

Also, let's not forget the makers of this "fan film", uh, somehow, managed to get White to provide the voice of Sonic
https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Among others was the fellow who tried to base a stand-up routine around explaining CWC at length to audiences and THEN telling jokes about him.

One rule of writing is that you can't write characters smarter than yourself.Pretty much the whole Death Note series is the audience being told this kid with the notebook is a brilliant genius chick magnet while he performs not brilliant things, which kind of unhinges the whole crux of the show.

Why always chess, why not something equally as challenging like "go" or "Mouse Trap".

Now way, Tesla is for the win. He’s win and Edison is fail. If Edison was around today, I’d kick him in the dick. I hate Thomas Edison and love Tesla because of some insanely freaking epic webcomics I’ve read, where he’s riding a dinosaur and just doing altogether random shit. Tesla much? He’s epic as hell, which, by…

The weird obsession the more obnoxious "I FUCKING love Science! for the motherbitching epic win!" sort of nerds have with Tesla, especially among people who couldn't explain the relative merits of AC and DC, really says a lot about how they see themselves. These are the sort of people who think they're geniuses,…

"So I was sitting at a stoplight with Phil Collins 'In The Air Tonight' playing on the radio. The famous drum solo was coming up so, like any normal human being, I prepared my air drums for the occasion. The drums come and I shred the space in my car a new one, holding nothing back. After i complete my epic solo I…

Let's just say I've had some experience with people who wanted to pay writers, graphic artists, etc. in exposure. These are the sorts of people who simply think others can easily produce content and if artists and other "creatives" don't want to give them a full-color piece of artwork for free then they're selfish,…

Well, that's not very open minded of Mr. Rabin. I do not like fictional comic-book characters talking about forcibly sodomizing me"
Well, that's not very open minded of Mr. Rabin.

What about the other, forgotten Snakes? Like Spongy Snake, Zirconium Snake, Snakeity Snake and Snake in the Grass?

tHe MasTer dOes Not ApPROve oF sUCh dEviceS

Exactly, that's where a lot of these wannabe cult films and parodies fall down and what leads to Cadavras and the Sharknado films.

Maniac Cops are the real human beings and the real heroes.

The internet would be best off forgetting Dr. Horrible, which is horrible, an inane musical "comedy" that incorporates the most thuddingly obvious, lowest-hanging-fruit targeting superhero parody since ever.