There's also Angus Scrimm as the target of a scam, a dealer in stolen jewels and the like called Dr. Lyme, who dresses in a suit stolen from the villain of a 1960s Euro-produced Bond knockoff film and has a prosthetic arm that ends with what looks like a pair of gold-plated garden shears in place of a hand. Just one…

So I broke down and decided to try out this Pokémon Go, despite only having the slightest familiarity with the franchise. I have to say it sucks. I found one of the damn Pokemons or whatever but I couldn't get my phone to collect it and it was much more bitey than I was told it would be http://i.imgur.com/ZwuMAGd.jpg

All in all, we're currently living in the lamest post-cyberpunk dystopia right now.

The media, especially the shitty clickbait media, does tend to fan the flames, between this, the legions of anti-Fury Road meninists and the supposed armies of anti-The Force Awakens racists who were committing all of the cyberviolence (which is far worse than actual violence).

Not to sound like a cranky old geezer who shouts at kids from his front porch but I'm already tired of this Pokémon GO nonsense. It's not so much the kids that bug me as the alleged adults I've seen playing and playing this game.
Recently I went to a restaurant/bar with a dozen or so friends and people some of these…

And the not so-subtle insinuation that perhaps it's the "hip hip" element that made fans react badly to the new GB theme, and not that it's loud, fetid garbage featuring a couple of acts a decade past their "sell-by" dates - but quite appropriate for a soulless corporate remake.

That's just the sort of thing I'd expecting you to say…MadsMikkelsenCommetningonStuff…or should I say…PAUL FEIG? :rips off MMCS's incredidly realistic face-mask only to find out it's not a mask: Ohhhhhhh dear.

The Kars 4 Kids "charity" was part of a whole lot of shady business - http://forward.com/news/149…

This is the story of Michael, the ugliest boy in town
Ugly and weak, they called him a freak
So he lived on his own underground
He lived on his own underground
He lived on his own underground
He lived on his own underground …

90% of GJ,I entries: “Remember this? What if I put it together with this OTHER thing?”

From a Rifftraxed short "A County Fair", the faux-folksy song that accompanies the fair scenes

To be fair, they're slightly more complicated that the politics of Green Day, or…sigh…System of a Down.

Pffft, you think an AV Club writer would do that? Just use some word without really understanding it's meaning? Highly implausible.

If there was a real life, modern day SPECTRE I wouldn't be surprised if Apple was one of the organization's "legitimate" fronts.

We asked folks who worked on the Purge films these questions, almost uniformly their response was to say "Well there's actually a very good explanation- WHAT'S THAT BEHIND YOU?!?" and then scamper away while we were distracted. One person threw a smoke bomb, shouting "NINJA…VANISH!" and by the time the smoke drifted…

If you did think about it for more than a few seconds, you'd have put more thought into it than the people who actually wrote these stupid movies.

Meloni & Willis will return in Bald Hard: Bald Harder With A Vengeace

:quiet, somber piano plinking:

Yeah, that guy who looks like a snaggletoothed, inbred Harry Potter totally zinged the drumpenfuher and he can change the minds of the people who don't listen to him for his pre-chewed-and-snarkified-for-easy-consumption opinions.
Next up, why this stinging piece on Vox.com is totally going to ignite the movement to…

The important thing to know is that the only reason "Leave" won is because "we didn't explain the EU's benefits well enough" (translation: proles are stupid), "prejudice prevailed over reason" (translation: proles are morally repugnant) or "now is the time to relaunch the EU as a truly European project" (translation:…