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What came to mind when I first saw this on the front page?
"Yer a Grand Wizard, Harry."

You're dealing with a tight-knit crew.

They dish out the facts on the tie in video game:
Due to Dave Coulier's unavailability at the time, Lorenzo Music provided snippets of voice recording as the villain, a demon that has possessed Joey Gladstone, for the Genesis version of the game.

the anti-IMF will totally avow their operatives and their actions if they aren't captured or killed.

I have a love for that creepy voice Dennis makes when he starts talking about yet another random psychopathic fantasy.
This is about much more than just business. This is about the thrill of wearing another man's skin. Feeling his innermost wants and desires, and being in control of his every single move. That's how

He already answers to the name "Aceviper" and engages in questionable legal activities.

It wouldn't hurt for Deen to market to the juggalo crowd. More than a few of them could use her name brand insulin "INSULIN Y'ALL".

It has a disposable, lightweight feel reminiscent of the types of sitcoms that were part of the TGIF sitcom schedule.

The trailer all dramatic - narrator saying in the most serious tone:

Racing against the Pee Van and the truck that runs on the tears of orphans, driven by a fellow who visits orphanages and taunts them with the idea that their parents didn't want them.

For a moment I saw this headline thought Ed Helms had come to the AV Club studio to perform a cover of "Holiday Road".

Sure thing, "Enrico Palazzo"…or should I say "ED HELMS"? :pulls' off Palazzo's mask to reveal…Christina Applegate?!?:

The next King book will be nothing but single lines of narration or descripting in between the entire lyrics of "Golden Oldies" printed in italics.

It was either this or taking a picture of themselves standing in front of a brick wall.

Yes. and his big act on the field tries to sell people on Time Warner Cable packages with stilted acting.

I make plenty of original jokes myself. Certainly, I don't copy and paste from an archive of posts I copy and pasted from now defunct forums or other sources that don't show up in internet searches.
Wait, I mean't

Did he steal being gawky and pale from anyone? Absolutely not. That's his wheelhouse, folks.

Or his "let me complain about the Avengers sequel being all about violence instead of hugging out problems, and I have a convenient anecdote about being confronted by a couple of aggro moviegoers immediately after exiting the theater, allowing me another chance to puff myself up over what a sensitive person I am"

I wasn't totally locked on to this until i could realize how much of a real zone boy i could be thank you Tim and Eric for the clear zone guided lines.

Vloggers, online personalities, etc., are the newer pyramid scheme of comedy - some capable people and the wannabes that have 60 subscribers because they in turn subscribe to those 60 people, all the while hoping their subscribing and commenting and sucking up to the big names will get their name in lights too.