We need to hear a man and woman loudly and bitterly complaining about how "those bastards" had shipped them several copies of the wrong comic, loudly enough to be heard from the back room through the whole store and make the browsing customers uncomfortable as they try to ignore it.

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Jerry goes over to the bookcase and pulls it aside, revealing a ceremonial black table with candles, a dinner plate, and a strange box. There is a Masonic symbol against black cloth just outside where the fake stage window would be. Jerry says some weird things in a foreign dialect, and one…

Christmas Jones is a cool breeze in comparison to Tanya Roberts in a View to a Kill. How do you let a blimp sneak up on you, honestly.

"You should know something about me and the people I work with. We deal with the Left and the Right, dictators or liberators. If the current president had been more agreeable, I wouldn't be talking to you.
So if you decide not to sign, you'll wake up with your balls in your mouth and your willing replacement standing…

The numbers on the ep where Rowlf gets high on antique pills found in the lining of Zoot's saxaphone case will be amazing.

I like what I see a lot better than the trailer which gave the impression this was going to be like Modern Family but with Muppets. I'm feeling optimistic about this.

When it comes to returns of syndicated action series from the 1990s, alert me when they finally get around to bringing back to the small screen a certain show entitled Acapulco H.E.A.T. -(Hemisphere Emergency Action Team)

You know how it is with these Midwestern crime families and how they operate…sometimes a wheel of cheese falls off the back of a truck, you know what I mean? Sometimes a shipment of Lake Wobegone Days audiobooks doesn't make it to it's original destination…

"Editor? What's that?"
- Gawker Media correspondant

In the original draft, Ant-Man faces a threat in one of those dollar store brand ant-baits. He manages to escape, but only just.

I'm some one will in a lame and simplistic way, and it will be featured on Great Job, Internet! It may have already happened.

I'm excited, cautiously. Now, I had nothing against arcs in TV series but Carter and company lost control of the conspiracy myth-arc, just let it run in circles until it fell down, obviously winging it the whole way and padding it out.
Especially in later seasons, it sort of jarred with the individual episode…

Climactic courtroom confrontation
SAM WATTERSON: (opens mouth, lets out string of agitated noises)

And Dave Coulier as the voice of Ronald Regan. Which surprised me when I checked out the credits.

Robot Chicken runs whether or not anyone's watching, it's a totally automatic reflex on the part of Adult Swim at this point.

Skateman is a cool breeze compared to Adams' Continuity Comics, where Adams oversaw a stable of artists but made sure everything hewed to a house style that looked like his as much as possible and as a writer of comics, well, Adams was a still somewhat competent artist who was off his game.

And what should have been the comic character catchphrase of all time:

Plenty of good books were being put out during the 1990s, and not just indie comics but even in the field of superhero comics you had a number of titles which managed to think outside the box and Young Heroes in Love was one of them. Though the house ads at the time suggested a mashup of light-hearted superheroics…

It was the Way things were perceived to be, people at the Big Two thought that this is what you needed to do to keep up with the Images and others, resulting in an X-treme comics arms race.

You have too many people just having random stuff tattooed all over their bodies without any sort of pattern or sense.
Like this lady who had random stars in different colors and text in weird characters and a boxy-headed cartoonish character and a playing card and other stuff just tattooed all over up and down her…