I was in a store a couple of years ago when that song come on over the PA system - I'd never really bothered to listen to it before but just hearing the lyrics made me go into a full-body wince.

She'll turn out to be the Doctor's obscure old nemesis from the early seasons of the show, the Mucker About With Destiny.
HartnellWho: I say, you there, stop mucking about with destiny!
MAWD: No. :continues dilly dallying about with Destiny itself like a heedless silly-heart:
HartnellWho: (awkward silence)

I still think of the intro a lot: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

How can I put this, minions look like Twinkies, or yellow Tic-tacs, only they have eyes and mouths and when even one of them speaks, angels weep.

someone in my online social circles reported her uncle's fiancé suffered a relatively minor stroke and the couple of posts she had made to her Facebook shortly before she had the stroke and ended up in the hospital were of minion memes.
Make of that what you will.

And of course thanks to the social medias now we have memes of Minion pics floating around joined with the "hilarious" lines your "sassy" middle-aged female relatives share on Facebook

Oh yes, the producers were seriously trying to make that Jinx movie a reality and then were told to knock it off and just focus on making another Bond movie. The moviegoing public really dodged a bullet there.

An actual berry would be better in the role than Halle Berry! :hold up hand for high-five, awkwardly put it back down when high five doesn't happen:

Who can forget that moment when Storm started shriek-crying "MA-HAKE MEH FEEEEEEEL GOOOOOOOOOD!"

I like to imagine Image Dragons being forcibly broken up and their entire discography being deleted for good.

I recall seeing a few people say that Olbermann getting canned from the now (justifiably) defunct Current TV was unfair, and I was how so? He was acting like a total princess while pulling in dismal ratings for his ungodly salary. Basically. "Eh, I need another driver for my car, all of these poors you've been hiring…

Like how did you picture them? Joined at the shoulder, or having glowing red eyes or something

Dark Horse's "Comics Greatest World" line, which featured the likes of Barb Wire, was certainly one of the most needless of early 90s attempted superhero universes - Dark House's saturation bombing of various characters and concepts on a comics marketplace that was already crowded with publishers trying to create the…

While Ready Player One came off as a shallow 80s pop culture circlejerk, Cline came off as someone who has never really played any 80s vintage video games or spent any time actually watching or reading or listening to any American pop culture produced in The Eighties, but more like someone who has read a bunch of blog…

A more appropriate narrator for Armada, or Ready Player One for that matter, would be Hank Azaria using his Comic Book Guy voice.

Hey now soldier-inos what are you diddly dang doing with those gosh diddly darn rifl-AARAGHAGHAH

Even more confusing, the SHIELD tour featured a musical/dance number with an actor dressed as Sub-Zero from Mortal Kombat. https://www.youtube.com/wat…

The Warren Ellis Bond will be a sarcastic, trenchcoat wearing chainsmoker. His catchphrase instead of "Bond, James Bond" will be "OI PISS SHITE FUGGOFF, YER BOLLOCKS"

Public Access TV was in some ways a proto-Youtube.

I know a couple of people, or rather of them, from online who HATE True Detective it seems because they thought the Yellow King and all in Season 1 was going to end with actual cosmic horrors and eldritch monstrosities making appearances and were mad when it didn't happen.