"Hey, careful! That's my lucky stabbin' hat!"

Also, the kingpin's reaction to his Cuban estate getting blown up, shouting "OH MYYYYYYYYY GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHD NOOOOOOOOOO" like he was one of the spoiled girls on an episode of that ol' MTV show "My Super Sweet Sixteen" reacting to her birthday gift car being an electric-blue Mercedes instead of midnight-blue like she…

They were drug lab shacks, as clearly stated by their Cuban guide just before they went crashing through them.

I can't wait for the next GJ,I which will be about these amazing depictions of the casts of Fury Road in a crossover with Game of Thrones as Disney characters as being watching by a group of pugs dressed as Harry Potter characters and other such pointless Gawker media style clickbait

I'm not attracted to her either, but only because I've seen proof she's one of the human-reptoid "hybrids" I was warned about by posters on the DavidIcke.com forums.

Further giveaway that it wasn't written by Lucas, the script reads like it was written by an actual adult, not an odd child-man who would later go on to be surrounded by an army of people unwilling to tell him "no".

Really, look at all of the "live action" anime adaptions that were announced and then years would pass with utter silence, only to have some of them rumored again. Everything from how the manga "Mai the Psychic Girl" (one of the earlier mangas translated to English for the market back in the 80s) was going to become a…

The soundtrack by the musical collective Geinoh Yamashirogumi is pretty ace, though. I've listened to my copy of the dinosaur CD format quite a bit lately.

I think the world would get along just fine without this project. A live action Akira has been in the works for years and years now…Just let it go people, it was never meant to happen.

I can't wait for it to come out, so I can smugly tell people that I was into whichever films are being discussed in Hateful 8 reviews as influences on said film.
"Corbucci's The Great Silence, hmmmm yes, I watched that years ago. I guess it's nice you've finally caught on to that." :leans back, makes with a…

You should see the gags he pulls off using his high-tech prosthetic arm. :does finger poke to eyes that ends up bashing through the back of the victim's skull:

Oh, wanton cruelty, eh?
:runs saw-edge back and forth on top of Son of Neckbeard's skull:
Now get back to work, cabbage-brain or I'll tear out yer esophagus!

You could devote at least a whole paragraph of one of these 1990s retrospective articles to the various action-adventure TV series produced for syndication. Not just the various obvious series produced hoping to jump aboard the Hercules bandwagon, but the various other series with premises straight out of a Simpsons…

Feeling Minnesota was just one of the worst. It was like half of these QT wannabe movies had ridiculous sounding titles that were dropped in the film in the most obnoxious way.

I liked it, I don't think it was meant to be a QT-knockoff, so much as Chris MacQuarrie had thought being the screenwriter behind The Usual Suspects had lent him some cachet in Hollywood and tried to get a historical epic project he'd been developing off the ground and Hollywood said…"nope." So he wrote "Gun" as in…

The worst of the Tarantino wannabes tended to be stuffed with "offbeat" but flimsily constructed characters, eccentric low-lifes who had off-kilter conversations and made meaningless pop culture references and strings of quips that always sounded like something some aspiring screenwriter thought "sounded cool" and…

Every C&H fan comic "unofficial ending" or "continuing story" about adult Calvin I've seen is awful, sappy paens to the joys of childhood and imagination or gratuitously cynical. It's either boo-hoo Calvin is shackled by the chains of conformity or adult Calvin looking back on his childhood and gifting his child with…

A couple of weeks ago
AMERICA: "I'm…going to arrest soccer."
"What, are you drunk again? You can't arrest soccer, America."
AMERICA: "Ohhhh, just watch me."

The thumb-whip came almost straight from the original short story though it didn't apparently glow and the Yakuza assassin who wields it is described thusly:

I was thinking also of his other western soundtracks, like the ones for Corbucci westerns like The Mercenary, The Great Silence and another of my favorites…