I can't decide who to crush on
It alternates. Jason is cute and wonderfully self doubting, but Ted Danson's character is great and he is definitely distinguished looking. Of course, Zach definitely is winning me over with his sad and needy character. (he was so great on Maher.)

Like most normal people, I'd rather gouge my eyes out than watch Jersey Shore.

I wanted to reach out into the tv and strangle Cathy Jamison on multiple occasions during this episode. Yeah, the "stop cock blocking me" thing was a bit sad. I mean, how long ago did Superbad come out? Now I am only watching this show in order to find out how long it will take for her family to find out about the…

"My love doesn't even have a name"
Yeah, it does. It's called tranny-chasing.

I am close to giving up on this show. I cannot take her secrecy any longer. I would be ok with her not telling some family members. Perhaps it could be her secret with her brother. I am not ok with this constant teasing. Really, I am beginning to feel manipulated.

Ah, spooning
Ok, now, let's switch.

For the love of god
Tell him about the melanoma!!!!

Oh, I loved that episode. He was the monkey killer.

How long do the officials from the Guiness Book record as the longest firsties thread?

Berlin
Berlin during the late seventies, early eighties. Ideally, near David Bowie et al during his "Low" phase.

wow, I knew we'd get some interesting stuff in these comments.

Bored to Death
Isn't Jason Schwarzman's character also supposed to be emulating fictional detectives while doing actual detective work?

Selfish?

It was one of my early "favorite shows."

Oh, yeah, I remember that.

Yeah, well.

OH god
Now I know how old people feel when someone else remembers something from the past as well as they do.

actually
I think it's

RuPaul
He has a way with drama. I'm surprised no one has given him a show before.

I'm gonna have to dig out my old vinyl "Kings of the Wild Frontier" and listen to it again. I hope I can find it.