What man? Which the man? Who's the man? When's a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes, technically I am.

With a name like "Yaz" his superpowers would include preventing pregnancy (but not STD's) and treating acne.

Nine Inch Nails and Black Sabbath
and Yoko Ono and the Plastic Ono band.

If it has Jemaine Clement
it has to be interesting…at least.

Thumb wrestling
Now that would be a movie.

Oh, god it was horrible
I heard "Beautiful" and I almost became bulimic on the spot. People turning into food? Really?

Triscuits
That reminds me. I haven't had those for a while.

"Roger, clad in a disguise that makes him look like some sort of suburban lothario"
That would be Paul Giamatti's character in Sideways.

I scoured the internet for the spoiler. Nowhere to be found, at least that I am aware of. I'd bet on the brother being involved somehow, though.

It's so fashionable, now, to bash the "plaintif indie" music.

I want an iPad
Is there anything I can take for that?

Thank you for that imagery.

I wonder
could there ever be, even theoretically, a permanently erupting volcano??

Perhaps the art of photoshopping is in reshaping the legs until they look like no one could stand on them?

The Onion AV club Q & A "Pop culture" lists
Definitely on my list of worn out welcomes… too many lists….

I know. I'm a little pissed that they dropped Jackie.

Yeah, it's not just numbers. People need to feel that they can be themselves.

Jim Henson was great and he left us a wonderful legacy. Still, when I think of him, I always think of the stupid and frustrating way in which he died young. A pneumococcal vaccine, or even stupid amoxicilin (instead of Cipro, which he was given) would likely have saved his life.

I didn't like Sasha's character at all. Perhaps I need to go on more Israeli tours (like more than zero.)
I did laugh at Homer, although, when haven't I? I think at this point it's pretty Pavlovian. I enjoyed this episode the way I enjoyed most of the episode. It didn't change my life, but it was an enjoyable waste of…

To me, anyone born in a year with 197… or later is young. The fact that the people born in 1970 turn 40 this year hurts my ancient, almost 44 year old, brain.