Sigh…you're right. We should sterilize him then. You wanna slice open the sac or yank out the nut?

I'm not being glib: sounds like the tail end of a manic episode.

I agree but disagree about Jamie's iPod rant. Although the description of the iPod establishes the story, it's the verb "push" that really describes what's gonna happen.

James Franco, wearing a 27-foot tall top hat.

Q: What was that popping sound? 
A: That was the sound of Judd Apatow's anus creating an airtight seal around his neck.

Ugh…Just…ugh.

Ugh…Just…ugh.

"Dude, one sec. Rain water is hell on leather. How 'bout we find a nice dry place for these puppies before commencing with the knifey-knife, punchy-punch?"

"Dude, one sec. Rain water is hell on leather. How 'bout we find a nice dry place for these puppies before commencing with the knifey-knife, punchy-punch?"

No, I won't give you a double mustache ride.

No, I won't give you a double mustache ride.

That photo makes her look like Malcolm Tucker from The Thick of It.

That photo makes her look like Malcolm Tucker from The Thick of It.

I really identified with this interview until he got successful.

Perhaps it's because I'm all super ADD, but I've never had a problem with any shot on B&B for taking me out of the moment. I can think that's "that looks fucking cool," and "Jesus Christ, Walt!" at the same time.

Here's how I see it: if Keith Richards contributed to Lil Wayne or Eminem's records, their fans would dig it; if Em or Weeze contibuted to Keef's, different story.

More like BOOly Crystal. Amirite?

It was irksome to have potential presidential candidates questioned how they would react to a 24-style ticking bomb scenario in 2008: "Mr. Obama, would you uphold the rights of a supposedly presumed innocent suspect or are you gonna personally shove a heated knitting needle up that ter'ist towelhead's urethra until he…

I don't think he's smug, but all his photos make him look smug with that smug half-smile.

Also come. It also breed come. And sometimes spawn. God, those are bad fucking times.