Comedy, you know, is such a personal thing. I can't imagine truly great comedians performing material they themselves wouldn't laugh at. And if they do, they're not comedians, they're actors — and in the stand-up world, they're hacks.

We-hell…
Every time I do JFK, it's really Mayor Quimby.

"Not…asshole cancer."

At first,
I thought it said "Gynomancer."

See below…
I bought this. I paid nearly 20 bucks for this. I didn't borrow it from the library or borrow/steal it from a friend. I bought this. I paid a 30 pack of PBR for this book.

Yeah, way more Nazis have died in WWII videogames than in actual WWII.

I'm gonna kill myself to every song on this list.

Biggest difference between J. and Joe Satriani? J. plays songs instead of just notes.

Sounds good.
Seriously.

"Crying" was a great fuckin book.

I
Don't care for some of his views, but I can't knock his taste.

Sex change?
From what to what?