They are regressives trapped in a state of arrested development.

Sigourney in Holes

Yeah, we should be able to treat women like crap as long as somebody somewhere else is treating women worse!

Extrie! Extrie! Resistance mounts offensive against First Order!

Luke gave birth to Rey in this very parking lot.

That man is a pawn.

I had some leftover falafel from last night. Very tasty.

The mere fact that she refers to him as Pop Pop tells me she's not ready to know the truth.

I find this Spongebob mashup to be infinitely more entertaining: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

I honestly wasn't expecting to, but I did too, for the first time since the '86 World Series. I cried like a big, dumb homo.

Dr. Matt Gourley, PYT

TV on the Radio was always my favorite musical guest on Letterman.

I don't see what Muhammad Ali has to do with this.

"tired pokes at hot-button topics"

Somebody's gotta do it

I know, right? Where are all the minors?

Skype, usenet, smoke signals over webcam, comment sections at torrenting websites, youtube comment sections… what number are we at?

I love that super sleezy voice they get to read the predator's part. That's my dream job.

Why don't you have a slice of cake, right over here?

Let me tell you about 20 year olds, my friend. Half of them are 16.