Infinity Movies, Infinity Profits: a Budget Proposal, by Stan Lee

Just think about all of the cool movies, music, and video games we'll get when we finally have WWIII! Fingers crossed!

McFeely happens to be my superhero name. At least, it's what I call myself when I dress in all spandex.

…for use in an anti-terror assignment.

THANK GOD we'll stave off the superhero movie drought for another few decades.

Ah yes, the Thin White Expendable as he's known.

The legal possession limit of Expendables in the UK is only 75 grams, right?

STOP THIS CRAZY AVCLUB, I WANNA GET OFF

Son of a bitch mainlines concentrated O'Neal, and here I am waiting around for articles like a sucker.

WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH WALK-IN CLOSETS? WHY DO WE GOTTA BE WALKIN' ADJACENT TO CLOTHES??

"Mr. Gorbachev, tear off those pants."

Ocean's 60 Over 60

I just keep wishing that "boob tube" meant something a little more literal.

I only watch Homonym.

My DNA is superior. You're getting a deal. However, it works like one of those cash grab things they have at a sports arena. You can only leave with as much as you can fit in your hands; no outside containers!

It just sounds to me like it will be easier to not accidentally click on a PewDiePie video. I'm on board.

If you pay me $7.99 a month I'll tell ya.

I AM NOW ACCEPTING HAND JOBS. All it's gonna cost you is $9. It's a win-win!

BTW his next project is actually called The Goat Licker

Mark Chupacabra Millar they call him