OH HOLY SHIT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THE ZETA PROJECT WAS CALLED FOR AGES BECAUSE I HAD A CRUSH ON THE ROBOT AS A KID.

Bright Eyes really has the market cornered on "things your ex will introduce you to that are later unlistenable." Also, it took me forever to take off the damn songs said ex wrote aping Bright Eyes from my iPod, but suffice to say they were also unlistenable.

You are Powerful.

I think this is about a more definite line- look, there are things I'm glad I've been introduced to from relationships, and there are things that are like getting punched in the gut from an uncontrollable emotional memory. For instance, I can still read a book he recommended to me during a good time, but if I hear…

Ooh, is it time to complain about Chris Hardwick in an unrelated article? I am SO there.

Between these two lists they've basically covered all my shows.
Except for Wife Swap/Celebrity Wife Swap. Goddamn do I love Wife Swap.
And Hardcore Pawn. Kill me now, but if you actually want insane reality TV, Detroit is the place to go. And I say that with nothing but love in my heart.

Obviously I meant "pretty good IN Hard Candy" but as Freudian slips go…

(On an Actually Decent note, he's pretty good Hard Candy.)

And don't forget my stupid 15 year old heart's favorite, Raoul in Joel Schumacher's Phantom of the Opera.

I'm… emailing this to my coworkers.
-stares at my feet in shame-

I LOVE this game. I've already played it more hours than any other individual game I own and I'm not tired of it yet. There's just SO MUCH to do. The dialogue is adorable. Leveling up to master in every career is a goal that keeps you going even after the main plot is over. I have so much love for this game.

I normally have no problem with dislikable characters, but Quentin is dislikable in the way that deep down, I truly fear I am at my worst, which makes him all the more hateable.

I always imagined him looking too young for his age but dressing like a little old man. A baby old man.

I got really really excited to read this and then realized I've already read this site before, which says a lot about me.

I want to carry this description around on business card sized pieces of paper and hand them out to every nerdbro I see.

And I always named one son Oedipus.

Here's my favorite Sims challenge that, to my knowledge, I made up:
A single mother has to have as many children as possible, all by different fathers.
This sounds easier than it is, since one mom trying to train the toddlers while meeting and flirting with as many men as she can requires a lot of time juggling. Of…

The serial track could improve so many things though.

This is the greatest thing I've ever heard.

Confession- I've had this album on my iPod for YEARS.
Most horrifying lyrics (while talking about what steps you take at each age)-
"Roosevelt Franklin, what about 6? I'll get me my first job hauling bricks."