HOW DARE YOU. FAYGO IS DELICIOUS, ONCE YOU'VE SIPPED THE SWEET NECTAR THAT IS ROCK N' RYE YOU WILL NEVER GO BACK TO DR. PEPPER.

I thought Jensen Karp's book would be merely decent, but I was blown away by how funny and wild it was. It's worth the read just for his childhood rap lyrics and his mom's enthusiastic support alone.

Okay, I'm back with more tales of ways this movie is accurate as hell-
People were about as enthusiastic on the mics while manning the games as Jesse Eisenberg is here except for 2 employees that worked across from me at a squirt gun game and a guess your weight game. The guy at the guess your weight game was…

Don't be. Really. I do not recommend it unless you want to be surrounded by juggalos and screaming children.

Yeah, both of those stories were thrilling. I'm a high-energy talker so it's more like getting a taste of my own medicine.

a sentence that has never been written before.

Stewart also gets a lot of shit for seeming "bitchy" aka not smiling constantly, which is just… ugh. She shouldn't HAVE to.

Adventureland was incredibly accurate in a very sad way. Source: worked at an amusement park for 4 summers. Everyone hooks up with other employees constantly and we actually had bananas with eyes for prizes.

He's really prolific, if you've heard him in interviews he's written some 40-50 scripts. He just went on The Indoor Kids and started telling some stories he didn't have time to make into scripts and Kumail and Emily completely abandoned the premise of talking about video games just to listen to him tell stories. I…

As far as I'm concerned, this death is on Shia's hands for switching the meds. Shia's moment of "morality" telling them not to bring her ex in deserves no praise at all. I'm going to be really upset if she isn't explicitly punished for that action because it's one of the lowest, most disgusting things any of the…

That's the joke- that even though she's already been GIVEN a show, her right to be on tv is contested based on hotness in every fucking comment section on the internet.

It seems like the AV Club didn't like Other Space quite as much as I did- I thought every episode landed and was in A-B+ category. I think I'd pick "Trouble's Brewing" as the best episode of the series and one of the best tv episodes of the year, followed closely by "Getting to Know You." And c'mon, no mention of…

Oh my god, he comes across as a petulant child who skimmed a few Wikipedia articles on philosophy once.

For some of us, it was a show we were going to watch because we felt like everyone was going to badger us about it claiming it was fucking incredible until we caved and treated it like eating kale.

Oh good, I really wanted an excuse not to watch this anyway, especially since the revelation that the best lines from season 1 were plagiarized.

This is one of the least important posts "Great Job, Internet!" has ever made and I appreciate that.

My dad always sang goofy songs to me while I was little (he's a chronic "bursts into song at any moment" guy) and it wasn't until I was a teen that I realized No, they weren't childhood staples, they were Sparks songs.
Anyway, no childhood dinner with pineapple was complete without a rousing version of Pineapple (from…

Why is the tortellini cheese? WHY WOULD YOU ADD CHEESE TO RAMEN?
I'm about the same for ramen- I add onions, garlic, broccoli, any other vegetables I might have lying around (usually something like cabbage, carrots, brussel sprouts, maybe even a tomato) sriracha, and an egg. The egg MAKES it. Put it in when you add…

I thought of Julie Klausner's tirades against Jessica Seinfeld IMMEDIATELY when I saw that and thought "who else could possibly be that monstrous?" Definitely her.

This is the only jester that matters: http://youtu.be/nvU9mvDyi0o