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Nice choice.

The octopus/squid thing is catching on too.  *sighs*  My 17 year old obsession with cephalopods now seems "trendy."

The octopus/squid thing is catching on too.  *sighs*  My 17 year old obsession with cephalopods now seems "trendy."

Sorry, I've missed the Fashion Club the past couple weeks.  But on the bright side, I have bought enough clothing to fill the unnameable darkness closing in!

Sorry, I've missed the Fashion Club the past couple weeks.  But on the bright side, I have bought enough clothing to fill the unnameable darkness closing in!

I got misty eyed too.  It reminded me of when my brother and I would sneak into each other's bedrooms to play at night only to get in trouble because we'd have too much fun and wake up my parents.

I got misty eyed too.  It reminded me of when my brother and I would sneak into each other's bedrooms to play at night only to get in trouble because we'd have too much fun and wake up my parents.

That's the nice thing about entertainment.  It's not as if you have to hang out with the people who make this stuff to enjoy it.

That's the nice thing about entertainment.  It's not as if you have to hang out with the people who make this stuff to enjoy it.

C'mon, can you put a price on a satisfying revenge?

C'mon, can you put a price on a satisfying revenge?

It's the perfect gift to make my friends and family never talk to me again!  Just what I was looking for!

It's the perfect gift to make my friends and family never talk to me again!  Just what I was looking for!

I'm glad I know who to contact if I am considering a post-apocalyptic career change to the exciting world of prostitution!

I'm glad I know who to contact if I am considering a post-apocalyptic career change to the exciting world of prostitution!

My cool Uncle showed it to me!  "We're going to watch a movie now.  Don't tell anyone…"

My cool Uncle showed it to me!  "We're going to watch a movie now.  Don't tell anyone…"

Flagged for referencing a god awful movie.

Flagged for referencing a god awful movie.

If that plucky little Mennonite group doesn't win sectionals I'm going to be sad.  They just had so much heart!  I thought they were going to play the group for laughs as a two-second cutaway, but they just kept going and showing the whole audience grooving out to them.  I want a Queen Bee Mennonite girl to bitch the