I VOTE WE EAT is yet another middling comedy from Jack Black, wherein he and a few friends are shipwrecked on an island, and yet the dark implications of cannibalism are weirdly glossed over with a lot of slapstick.

I VOTE WE EAT is yet another middling comedy from Jack Black, wherein he and a few friends are shipwrecked on an island, and yet the dark implications of cannibalism are weirdly glossed over with a lot of slapstick.

Caught up on several episodes of Gravity Falls and Adventure Time that I missed.  Watched Buffy the Vampire Slayer episodes.  I don't dislike them but I can never remember a single thing that just happened.  Also, I have a problem.  I dislike Sarah Michelle Gellar's face.  I feel bad about it, in a way.  I spend most…

Caught up on several episodes of Gravity Falls and Adventure Time that I missed.  Watched Buffy the Vampire Slayer episodes.  I don't dislike them but I can never remember a single thing that just happened.  Also, I have a problem.  I dislike Sarah Michelle Gellar's face.  I feel bad about it, in a way.  I spend most…

@avclub-323ca7b091beb1b26cc7a2612f1475d5:disqus  I appreciate how straight forward your answer is.  You know what's going on.  No more explanation needed.

@avclub-323ca7b091beb1b26cc7a2612f1475d5:disqus  I appreciate how straight forward your answer is.  You know what's going on.  No more explanation needed.

Holy shit.  I can't believe this exists.

Holy shit.  I can't believe this exists.

My question has always been why?  (If it's not actually Daddy dressed as Santa, in which case does she have a Santa fetish and she couldn't wait for him to just get into his PJs?)  Is it because he's Santa and its the closest to her childhood dreams she's ever going to get?  Does his jizz taste like eggnog?  Is she…

My question has always been why?  (If it's not actually Daddy dressed as Santa, in which case does she have a Santa fetish and she couldn't wait for him to just get into his PJs?)  Is it because he's Santa and its the closest to her childhood dreams she's ever going to get?  Does his jizz taste like eggnog?  Is she…

This is because your mother doesn't own the Beach Boys Christmas album, which is a Christmas Miracle.

This is because your mother doesn't own the Beach Boys Christmas album, which is a Christmas Miracle.

Having sex with a man is like a bear attack- just lie there silently and try not to move.  Keep your legs spread apart and if you can, leave your pack on to protect your back.

Having sex with a man is like a bear attack- just lie there silently and try not to move.  Keep your legs spread apart and if you can, leave your pack on to protect your back.

It's a shame that movie didn't make Johnny-come-lately into everyday slang again, but I won't stop my crusade to use it in everyday sentences no matter how much it makes people stare at me like I just stepped out of a time machine.

It's a shame that movie didn't make Johnny-come-lately into everyday slang again, but I won't stop my crusade to use it in everyday sentences no matter how much it makes people stare at me like I just stepped out of a time machine.

I would probably live in a suburb of Cleveland and not Cleveland itself.  Probably not much better… I don't know, I'm not going to pass judgement on it before I know if its happening.  Plus, I would probably get a free trip to California since they were discussing having me work on some kind of company display out…

I would probably live in a suburb of Cleveland and not Cleveland itself.  Probably not much better… I don't know, I'm not going to pass judgement on it before I know if its happening.  Plus, I would probably get a free trip to California since they were discussing having me work on some kind of company display out…

Didn't you forget a mediocre scientist and his idiot sons and his bodyguard and about a million other characters?

Didn't you forget a mediocre scientist and his idiot sons and his bodyguard and about a million other characters?