I don't think jealous is the word to describe it.  I think he finds it annoying that something which to him is so obviously bad is universally held in high regard.  I mean, its easy to hate a song like "Tik Tok" or "Baby."  You're going to run into a lot of people who agree.  But hating something like this requires a…

It sounds kind of cool, I'm just not daring enough to go for something like that.

It sounds kind of cool, I'm just not daring enough to go for something like that.

I predict that his mother is single and there will be a night where both of them are trying to get laid but only she is successful, and he'll sit outside their joint hotel room listening to her make love in disgust.

I predict that his mother is single and there will be a night where both of them are trying to get laid but only she is successful, and he'll sit outside their joint hotel room listening to her make love in disgust.

Or you could walk up to him and be even stupider, like "Mr. Wayne, you're providing this city a very valuable service and I wanted to thank you."  And then lean down to whisper in his ear "I know you're the Batman."

Or you could walk up to him and be even stupider, like "Mr. Wayne, you're providing this city a very valuable service and I wanted to thank you."  And then lean down to whisper in his ear "I know you're the Batman."

@avclub-d1dd537846e529e1101d7c23e170fe4b:disqus You'd be surprised how many guys don't care if you're taller than them.

@avclub-d1dd537846e529e1101d7c23e170fe4b:disqus You'd be surprised how many guys don't care if you're taller than them.

I mostly hang out with arty weirdos and unemployed writers.  Go figure.

I mostly hang out with arty weirdos and unemployed writers.  Go figure.

@avclub-4caf6aa0375b2499ebfe7e971b36eee3:disqus Has there been a Moby Dick themed Call Me Maybe parody yet?  Is the world ready for it?

@avclub-4caf6aa0375b2499ebfe7e971b36eee3:disqus Has there been a Moby Dick themed Call Me Maybe parody yet?  Is the world ready for it?

I totally lost it and can't stop laughing now, I hope you're happy.

I totally lost it and can't stop laughing now, I hope you're happy.

Now I feel bad for talking shit about kilts because that's pretty awesome that you have a family kilt.

Now I feel bad for talking shit about kilts because that's pretty awesome that you have a family kilt.

None in particular.  Christian Bale is the most attractive, but I'm not thinking about him.  I'm thinking about Batman.

None in particular.  Christian Bale is the most attractive, but I'm not thinking about him.  I'm thinking about Batman.

She's like a more realistic Zooey Deschanel, her choices have no real world consequences.