She's like a more realistic Zooey Deschanel, her choices have no real world consequences.

The last time I got bangs I got so annoyed with them I grew them into sort-of bangs as soon as I could.

The last time I got bangs I got so annoyed with them I grew them into sort-of bangs as soon as I could.

Oh, a friend has long toes, but we call them "witch toes" because they're skinny.

Oh, a friend has long toes, but we call them "witch toes" because they're skinny.

@avclub-5d213468da8857324393c707fb3f6f67:disqus NO, you don't want to be Kilt Guy.  There was a guy at my school who wore a kilt every fucking day, and everyone called him kilt guy.  It's a fine piece of clothing depending on how you wear it, but some types of clothing start to define you.

@avclub-5d213468da8857324393c707fb3f6f67:disqus NO, you don't want to be Kilt Guy.  There was a guy at my school who wore a kilt every fucking day, and everyone called him kilt guy.  It's a fine piece of clothing depending on how you wear it, but some types of clothing start to define you.

Batman, as per usual.

Batman, as per usual.

If it makes you feel any better, I'm nursing a crush on Stanley Tucci, which I have been informed "is a weird one".

If it makes you feel any better, I'm nursing a crush on Stanley Tucci, which I have been informed "is a weird one".

Chalk it up to being an ugly duckling as a kid, but I am always very flattered to get compliments like that.  Thank you!

Chalk it up to being an ugly duckling as a kid, but I am always very flattered to get compliments like that.  Thank you!

…it is very tempting to reply to this with a duckface.
But I'm more of a "self-satisfied smirk" kind of girl.

…it is very tempting to reply to this with a duckface.
But I'm more of a "self-satisfied smirk" kind of girl.

I love the belt and the shirt with collar buttons.  Damn, not enough shirts with collar buttons these days.  You are exactly as southern prep as I imagined.

I love the belt and the shirt with collar buttons.  Damn, not enough shirts with collar buttons these days.  You are exactly as southern prep as I imagined.

Thanks!  Good point, this is a good cold weather dress but tights would help.  I have leggings but they're knee length and wouldn't really work with this.

Thanks!  Good point, this is a good cold weather dress but tights would help.  I have leggings but they're knee length and wouldn't really work with this.

OOH, good idea!