This was an adorable interview.  I know that sounds patronizing, and he's a few years shy of being 20 years older than me, but something about him reminds me of a precocious kid who is smart but kind of nervous and can't believe he got so lucky.

Anyone who's wasting time trying to shelter kids from horror themes should check out the kind of books kids hand to each other with secret smiles in the back of the bus.  Anthologies of scary stories with creepy drawings and anything about zombies.  What movies do they brag to each other about seeing?  "Grown up"…

Anyone who's wasting time trying to shelter kids from horror themes should check out the kind of books kids hand to each other with secret smiles in the back of the bus.  Anthologies of scary stories with creepy drawings and anything about zombies.  What movies do they brag to each other about seeing?  "Grown up"…

"And who here won't press charges and/or blog about it if I get a little rapey with you in my dressing room?"

"And who here won't press charges and/or blog about it if I get a little rapey with you in my dressing room?"

Or 1.

Or 1.

And substitute it for SLAMMIN

And substitute it for SLAMMIN

What's going on down in that Bermuda Triangle?
Willis needs boats!
Willis needs boats!

What's going on down in that Bermuda Triangle?
Willis needs boats!
Willis needs boats!

As long as you've got it out, hit me up with some of that bedazzled goodness too.

As long as you've got it out, hit me up with some of that bedazzled goodness too.

@avclub-323ca7b091beb1b26cc7a2612f1475d5:disqus  I literally haven't taken pictures though.  Anonymity isn't super concerning to me either though.  I mean, I link to my twitter and its easy to find literally every other account I have anywhere with that.

@avclub-323ca7b091beb1b26cc7a2612f1475d5:disqus  I literally haven't taken pictures though.  Anonymity isn't super concerning to me either though.  I mean, I link to my twitter and its easy to find literally every other account I have anywhere with that.

Yeah, I don't really have anything for fashion club either.
I want to ask someone if I'm pulling off the androgenous look I'm going for at all, but without pictures it's kind of hard to explain.

Yeah, I don't really have anything for fashion club either.
I want to ask someone if I'm pulling off the androgenous look I'm going for at all, but without pictures it's kind of hard to explain.

This "Waka Flocka" business just has me imagining that the gangsta Fozzy Bear from The Muppets made a song.

This "Waka Flocka" business just has me imagining that the gangsta Fozzy Bear from The Muppets made a song.

Or, if you're already on medication and you're trying not to damage your stomach lining, I've heard Benedryl is pretty gentle and not going to fuck you up in the long term.