Why is Dogfish Punkin Ale so great?  Is it local or national?

Surely the magic power crystals that emblazon her fingernails are doing their fair share of work as well.

Surely the magic power crystals that emblazon her fingernails are doing their fair share of work as well.

I went to Goodwill hoping for a jean jacket to ironically paint and bedazzle.  Instead I found this electric blue button up with the widest goddamn sleeves in the known universe.

I went to Goodwill hoping for a jean jacket to ironically paint and bedazzle.  Instead I found this electric blue button up with the widest goddamn sleeves in the known universe.

Penises!  They get hard?  What's that all about?

Penises!  They get hard?  What's that all about?

Sorry to disappoint, but you know how much they love throwing silly fake names into lists.  That one was maybe a little too obvious.

Sorry to disappoint, but you know how much they love throwing silly fake names into lists.  That one was maybe a little too obvious.

@avclub-f121d09285898f1c66d66f1e6f0455a6:disqus That sounded enough like a real thing that I googled for five minutes to see if anything vaguely similar had ever happened and I just didn't understand the joke.
It sounds like a mixture of Supernatural and Carnivale and I can only guess that perhaps we as a society are…

@avclub-f121d09285898f1c66d66f1e6f0455a6:disqus That sounded enough like a real thing that I googled for five minutes to see if anything vaguely similar had ever happened and I just didn't understand the joke.
It sounds like a mixture of Supernatural and Carnivale and I can only guess that perhaps we as a society are…

Oh, the things you'd do to finally get Nathan Rabin's attention!

Oh, the things you'd do to finally get Nathan Rabin's attention!

And then I went and edited it, ruining your fun.

And then I went and edited it, ruining your fun.

I don't have a band, but if you want someone to dress like a homeless woman and make guttural noises and paranoid ramblings into the microphone for twenty minutes, I'm there!

I don't have a band, but if you want someone to dress like a homeless woman and make guttural noises and paranoid ramblings into the microphone for twenty minutes, I'm there!

Yeah, I thought this one was reasonably entertaining and made me squirm about.  Mostly when they just amped up the profanity when the woman was having a seizure… 

Yeah, I thought this one was reasonably entertaining and made me squirm about.  Mostly when they just amped up the profanity when the woman was having a seizure… 

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