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Your Spiderman ideas.  I like them.

Your Spiderman ideas.  I like them.

So beautiful, but jeez, the male gaze was so heavy I was incredibly uncomfortable at times.

So beautiful, but jeez, the male gaze was so heavy I was incredibly uncomfortable at times.

Brutal Legend was a good choice.  I'm very bad at video games but I'll hang out with people while they play them, and from a viewer's standpoint, Brutal Legend is one of the best games I've ever seen.

Brutal Legend was a good choice.  I'm very bad at video games but I'll hang out with people while they play them, and from a viewer's standpoint, Brutal Legend is one of the best games I've ever seen.

Because your soul has been imprisoned in a mall and only the commenters of the AV Club can save you?

Because your soul has been imprisoned in a mall and only the commenters of the AV Club can save you?

@avclub-91546109eaf110327d50b0955865712a:disqus  Disney XD is like the halo of tv purgatory that surrounds actual hell, which is the Disney channel.  Until you've had a year long exchange student who only wanted to watch the Disney channel, you cannot say you know what hell is.

@avclub-91546109eaf110327d50b0955865712a:disqus  Disney XD is like the halo of tv purgatory that surrounds actual hell, which is the Disney channel.  Until you've had a year long exchange student who only wanted to watch the Disney channel, you cannot say you know what hell is.

I came here to make sure Busytown was on the list, but unlike you, I will leave heartbroken.

I came here to make sure Busytown was on the list, but unlike you, I will leave heartbroken.

One of my favorite things about this show is that her blog graphics are shitty.  I feel happier every time I see them.

One of my favorite things about this show is that her blog graphics are shitty.  I feel happier every time I see them.

I'm not sure how he's going to have sex with it, but it sounds kinky.

I'm not sure how he's going to have sex with it, but it sounds kinky.

@avclub-5e5e0bd5ad7c2ca72b0c5ff8b6debbba:disqus That's strangely beautiful.

@avclub-5e5e0bd5ad7c2ca72b0c5ff8b6debbba:disqus That's strangely beautiful.

I didn't realize until my drawer was counted down and I was 94 cents over, but that was an hour or two after he'd been there.  (I just realized my original comment made it sound like I was annoyed with him, not that I forgot to.) What exactly is the right thing in this situation?  Donate 94 cents to the local adult…