Sounds like someone just got a new job title idea for their business cards!

Sounds like someone just got a new job title idea for their business cards!

I prefer Michiganders because there's no dignity in it, like me.

I prefer Michiganders because there's no dignity in it, like me.

Oh, I'm a Michigander.  I can pretend to weigh in.
East Lansing is right by Okemos, which has a Ponderosa I ate at once. None of my life experiences have prepared me to determine if that was filmed on location.

Oh, I'm a Michigander.  I can pretend to weigh in.
East Lansing is right by Okemos, which has a Ponderosa I ate at once. None of my life experiences have prepared me to determine if that was filmed on location.

Monomyth, but close enough.

Monomyth, but close enough.

When the big one dropped down I SQUEALED "IT'S THE JIVEST OF ALL TURKEYS!!!"

When the big one dropped down I SQUEALED "IT'S THE JIVEST OF ALL TURKEYS!!!"

Oh, I click every potentially horrible link without even questioning it.  And then I read everyone's comments and felt ashamed.

Oh, I click every potentially horrible link without even questioning it.  And then I read everyone's comments and felt ashamed.

I was a little gay for Criss Angel Winger, and I'm female.  It was just that gay.

I was a little gay for Criss Angel Winger, and I'm female.  It was just that gay.

So that when they have sex they won't have to do it in a bunk bed shared with Abed?

So that when they have sex they won't have to do it in a bunk bed shared with Abed?

WE'RE SOUL MATES, IT'S CLEARLY FATE.

WE'RE SOUL MATES, IT'S CLEARLY FATE.

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#joininghomeforsummerhighfivesies #eventhoughIgraduated #atthispointIshouldhavestoppedusinghashtags