Can I get a rain check?

Just Coffee dot Co-op.  When I knew what you were talking about instantly, I just kind of sat there for a minute, feeling sad.

I just want to hear about how many cupcakes people are giving him!

lmfao idk rate me plz?

Yeah, I could see that joke getting interpretted as "this kid likes yelling random words and it annoys his dad!"

Does this painter who did posters happen to have a website?  Sounds interesting.

Party planning always sounds like it's going to be fun and quick and then spirals out of control into a hellish nightmare.

My vagina makes me better qualified to answer this question! 
Yes.

Is mental breakdown just another word for free publicity?

Bob Antipolice is selling some nice cubic zirconium ones out of the back of his van.

I think we all do.

You've got to pay through the nose for some quality beaver alarm slaps these days.

The anthem is that sweet Laurel Canyon sound.

I've waited so long to hear that.

When I was a kid, my dad was watching Army of Darkness.  I walked in during the scene where all the tiny Ash clones are running around hurting him and then going inside him.  This was SO TERRIFYING to little me that I stayed away from the Evil Dead trilogy for years and was really surprised when I finally watched it…

UNFORGIVEABLE, TASHA.  If 80's Bon Jovi songs were a person, I would currently be in the middle of a plot to torture their loved ones in front of their eyes before finally killing them because a quick death is too merciful for all they've put me through.

I've been to a church relic museum, and it seems pretty damn easy to forge some relics.  You just need a tiny fragment of bone dust glued to the center of a huge cross, then pick one of the apostles and write their name under it. 

Half of it has black frosting because they wanted a BADASS CAKE, but then the frosting stains everyone's teeth!  And EVERYONE has important events/dates to go to!  Wacky hijinks ensue!  Shirley has to meet her mother in law, who she dislikes!  The frosting was actually sabotage from Abed to stop Annie from going on a…

I agree that Gillian is a more realistic actress, but Annie reminds me of a few girls I used to know who always had this very forced, fake presence.  I could never tell if they genuinely liked everyone as much as they acted like they did because they always acted like they were performing somehow.

WHAT IF BANANA WAS PHONE???