It was a Dalmatian Sex Train.  They're only legal in Brazil.

I can just imagine the two of you at dinner, having a conversation that's just a vaguely disdainful battle of pop-culture one-upmanship.

…during the Summer Solstice with his coven.

How are men gonna know you want a dick in there if there isn't that much hair?  C'mon, Costner!

I still Bleep Bloop to myself as I cry in the shower.

@TheDeadBurger:disqus Is there a set of eyes that we can only see if we're pure and we really believe?

Her cutie mark is a pair of fuzzy hand cuffs.

All I could imagine reading this comment was Lars Von Trier sitting in an infant car seat with a "Baby on Board" sign.

Is that some kind of birth control I haven't heard about?

It's like Chris Brown singing a ballad about stopping spousal abuse.

What Women Want 2: The Womaning.

That makes me want to sink to my knees as tears roll down my cheeks and whisper to the heavens "Why must ART SCHOOL have grades?  … harsh, harsh grades…"

"C'mon, we're having a rough time, throw us a bone here!"

I'd add Ken being gay to that list.  I have a gay friend who actually reminds me of Ken in that he doesn't seem to fit a single gay stereotype, so I guess I can see that being a good reveal.

Here in Detroit, there's this special regional thing where us white kids say "I'ma go get me a POP" like we think we're black.

I like the smaller moments.  The creepy woman with the mirror in the hallway, when the shadows of the teachers show through the sheets, swimming in the pool…

Almost all of the characters are female.  A few men have minor roles.

I mean, they exist, but you can NEVER have enough laughably bad anime drawings.

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Mary Poppins dispatches those awful dancing penguins with a shotgun.