"Wallow in my own crapulence" never became the catchphrase it should have… out there somewhere, an alternate universe is having way more fun than us.

I love that as a team motto. I wish Mariner fans had that kind of energy and bitterness. Then we would begin to get somewhere. Or at least make more people miserable.

I thought it was funny and interesting. And I think AV Club covers sports programming pretty regularly. It's not a huge part of what they do, but it's certainly reasonable and justifiable.

This website is pretty much dedicated to being super judgmental about everything. Anyone who can watch the NFL with absolutely no sense of existential pain should be pitied and feared.

I liked when he broke free from his little prison thing, and started shooting the automatic rifle, aimed at no one in particular off to his left. And held that pose for some time.

"In 1979, I abruptly stopped production, for reasons I refuse to make clear…"

Yeah…I lived through all this, had parents and extended families who comported themselves and lived their lives in ways that truly mimicked the "epic mini-series" frame of mind. They also watched and read the hell out of this kind of shit. Art, life, whatever. Some tragedy, mostly farce.
There is no way I am missing…

I don't like to pronounce it "gone". I think Jane Pauley used to do that, but that seems all east coast sophisticate to me.
Actually, thinking back to my boyhood in Idaho, I believe we pronounced Oregon "that place over there that ain't us".

Okay, I get that. Also the third time around with the Archimedes death ray thing. I gave that a miss too. Basically any time they have some special guest star (be it President Drone or Seth Rogan) I'm not interested.
I also thought the episodes with submerging cars, a lot of their weapon episodes, the shark stuff and…

When did it stop being a good show? Guess I don't watch the new episodes any more, but I always assumed it was chugging along just fine without me…

All remember is I had to be "Pierre" in French class. That was in my sophomore year, and I had a bad habit of going to school high for awhile. My French teacher used to make fun of me, in French, just the way you guys are doing now! And because I was high, and also a bad French speaker, I couldn't tell what she was…

Don't listen to his snark, Alien Jesus. Having fun with and/or by yourself is a very nice goal. And surprisingly attainable!

I'd like to meet the girl I'm going to have sex with. And then, umm, jeapordize my graduation. Yay! I did it! Hooray for wordplay!

I've had almost exactly the same results (a little short of 50 lbs). I'm basically just counting calories (about 1800 a day). I've also found it helps a lot to break links between food and mood adjustment. The downside is, I'm not sure how to ever get off this tiger's back. I think I'm stuck counting calories for the…

I'm no longer a Comcast subscriber (ugh), and one thing I truly miss is Canadian broadcasting. I miss just about all of it, with the grand exception of R.C. Air Farce. That shit just ain't funny. Ever.

I'm not really sure how to pronounce it, and I don't think it will catch on. Sorry! You are right, but we're just not going go around saying it all the time.

Wow. That makes it super hard to spot Charles de Gaulle!

Okay, I joked about this earlier (and it was very lame, thank you very much), but now I am totally serious and in earnest: Johnny Thunders is pretty much on target here. Responding to pop culture assholes comes in pretty distant second to, well … it comes in a distant second to pretty much much everything. And, irony…

Although I agree with what Johnny Thunders said, I agree more potently and powerfully with saying "Johnny Thunders is right". I love saying that. And, more importantly, so should all of you.

If there's anything that grates me, it's those fancy people. No, not those fancy people! Those….