God knows Jesus was a pussyhound….

Actually, except for the screed about welfare druggies (it is to laugh), and comparing his problems to people who have 1/10 of his privileges (okay that amounts to half the piece), Jared isn't too far off. His government does spy on him and his rulers do have utter contempt for him. We'd do better trying to make…

Like everyone here, I've been hearing about this movie for months now, knew it was Scorcese and therefore at the very least worth watching, and now hearing for the last few weeks how fucking awesome it is. I'm sure it is, and I plan on seeing it. I can't believe I'm about to say what I'm about to say: I'm pretty…

The Vault was an outstanding episode. I am THERE with you. At least I better be. Otherwise I am hopelessly lost.

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To paraphrase my favorite psychopath, Anton Chigurh, if our geeky, echo chamber conversation has led us to this place, then of what use was our geeky, echo chamber conversation?

Considering that the distinctions between the two ruling parties have become increasingly hypothetical, I say we call the whole thing purple and leave it at that.

I never read The Dissolve until half the AV staff went over there, so I can't really opine on how fucked up it's become. But I can safely say I like some of the writing. I can also safely say that those precious little drawings make me want to bite things.

President Hitler, hah! I voted for Kodos.

I'm not sure who would even come in second…

Pacific Rim? Really people? Oh wait, you also didn't like it. Yay people! I think. Wait a minute…

"—as their viewers tend to be younger, watching in between pickpocketing and fashioning bongs out of things" - I love O'Neal

Wow… also, thanks for sucking it up there and reading the entire interview Doc.

All right! All right! Jesus (muttering) goddamn Wilder every time I want to punch somebody I'll punch him yes I will next time get a shovel goddammit I'll show him get a shovel…

And this changes……?

Elf-respect? Elf-discipline? Are they actually referencing Santa Claus: The Movie? Every time I hear those lines I want to punch Dudley Moore. I've wanted to punch him twice now.

1. Adventure Time
2. Umm, I don't really watch much else. Except reruns of old detective shows, where the detective is a cat, or has a cat or dog, or a dog is a guest star, or has a writing credit, or there are some fish. In other words, I'm the very kind of person these lists are made for!

The same as any Cherry Cream Soda, or Diet Cream Soda for that matter.

Delirium is way more interesting than Death from an acting standpoint. Or hell, just from a normal standpoint. Death is super boring.

Yes, and there is too much room.