You mean, sort of like how everyone kisses Stewart's ass right now? We really know none of these people; it's maybe distressing ? that the default mechanism is to kiss ass.

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This book was so important to me in my teenage years; I later met Peter Beagle in a creative writing class and he talked with me about it for a few minutes. I remember the man very well to this day, what he wore, the way he smiled, but no longer remember much about what he said. Too dazzled.
The screenplay, apart from…

Knowing something happened a few minutes before CNN or whoever airs it, this is clearly not the same as having deep knowledge of a thing, or even of simply being well informed. I see the writer's point, that young adults are bypassing or even ignoring media giants, largely because they have zero credibility. But a…

I just occurred to me that we are living through Sean O'Neal's Golden Age. I've decided against appreciating it. You?

Not really, as Bill Maher is an asshole.

I find this little article either really puzzling or way too predictable. Either the writer knows something I don't about what a fascinating and remarkable human creature Tom Hiddleston is, and I just don't get it, or this was written by a publicist. He wrote a charming e-mail. Really?

I hurt my ironic falstaff doing up my pants the other day.

i can feel his sincerity right down to the nipples of my scrotum….

I believe I see your point….

I love this guy, and I love this show. It should be a hacky concept, but it's not coming out hacky at all. There's some good comedy to be mined from that contrast between the exact words we might use in telling a story (especially if a little hammered), and how those words would play out in the actual situation. I'm…

Twenty five. Sigh….

FYI, Captain Underpants is one of the more popular books for 7-8 year old kids, especially boys, that our school library has, and has been for many years, which is less common than you'd think. Books go through vogues, but poopy and pee pee are the stuff of classics.

Things not to do when the king has just been poisoned:
1) Stand, frozen, holding the cup for several beats, about as long as it would take to say "Ohhhhhh, fuuuuuckkkkkk meeeeeeeee" in like a 16 rpm voice.
2) Look at the batshit crazy queen mother. Don't even look at her man.
3) Be a character in a George RR Martin…

Agreed.

Shit, Bunk wishes…

The best scene in the first episode. She's clearly headed towards defining her character by murder and death. Not that that makes her a bad person…

I like how Lee Carvallo says "POWER DRIVE". Who wouldn't select that over "feather touch". For every shot.

It's not that I think he'll be boring without the right wing parody, it's that I doubt anyone could inject "life" into a cutesy, formulaic hour mostly dedicated to celebrity worship. The Tonight Show wouldn't get any better; all that will be achieved is making Colbert worse. Don't do it man! (If it is ever offered)

I know we say this all the time about great Simpson lines, but I really do say "what is your major malfunction Sideshow Bob?" once a week….