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Look at Mrs. Shannon's face in that picture.  Look at it really closely.  Do you see the desperation?  The fear?  The desire to be put out of her misery?  Why, Netflix, would you even consider prolonging her suffering?  Why?

Ah, yes, this and "Galaxy Quest" are about the only worthwhile things Tim Allen has done (and no, I'm not counting the "Toy Story" movies, as I'm not particularly fond of them.  They're alright, but nothing that stuck with me).

Zombies vs. Zombies.  The zombies win.

I don't, but color me intrigued.

There were three things that made me chuckle a bit during that trailer, that was one of them.  The other two were "and you drove like a champ" and "I'm not doing that in front of my son.  Turn around."  I'm also not proud about that, but at the very least I don't feel ashamed of it.
Yet.

Heard of this game, but didn't know a thing about it, which is weird because I love Sega.  More specifically, I love Sega when they're developing or publishing games that are off the beaten path in some way like "Valkyria Chronicles," "Alpha Protocol," "Vanquish," or…well…everything from the Dreamcast era (still

"Something, something every idea gets reused, nothing is original something something this movie is fun!"
—Movie Defenderbot #46.8-a

Only you discovered, in a dramatic twist of fate, that "the real monster is man" is the point of pretty much everything.  Then you fell to your knees and screamed to the heavens.

Except…didn't it happen completely off-screen?  The biting off, anyway…there was a lingering shot of it afterwards, floating around while two piranha wrestled over it.  If I didn't know any better, that would've seemed like a metaphor for something.

I would love so much for a Black Panther movie to get made, specifically one drawing from either the Don McGregor/Rick Buckler, or Christopher Priest/Mark Texeira runs.  Maybe starring Mr. Eko (a.k.a. Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje) or David Oyelowo?  If this were to happen on Marvel's end, and DC/Warner Bros. were to redo

That did give me a little more hope that this won't suck.  I've been dreading this movie more with each new Marvel Studios release (the arc of quality on these, for me at least, went from a thumbs up for Iron Man to a thumbs down for Cap, it's been that bad).  Whedon's been about the only reason I've had hope that it

That's what I thought, too.  Who is on Aykroyd's side?

He-Man?

Wait, people are THAT excited for a second sequel to a(n admittedly great) movie that came out in the '80s that Murray is being painted as "the bad guy"?  People really need to get the corporate dick out of their mouths.

That's the part that kills me about conservatives and the whole "global warming is a myth" line of thought.  Even IF it's nonexistant, their argument comes down to "let's let corporations continue upsetting delicate ecosystems by cutting down large numbers of trees, driving animals to extinction, drilling for oil to

*Unless you are actually trained in any form of martial art or look like you can win in a fight.

You forget, ResBasEco, that there is a large demographic of pyromaniac bikers out there.

Jason Aaron's run on volume 3 or 4 is really good, though he started with issue 21, after the series got saddled with some truly awful 20 issues from Daniel Way where a bunch of pointless crap happens, then there's a really dumb retcon where it turns out the Ghost Rider is a weapon of heaven (or something).  Aaron

It certainly has more Bill Fichtner and more KC and the Sunshine Band, the things that REALLY matter when it comes to movies.

I stopped believing in the concept of "high art" right around college.  If Lichtenstein can just rip off Jack Kirby and Joe Kubert and get his work called "high art," then the phrase is irrelevant.