Carolla is all for guys, yet he's scared by penises, as demonstrated on Celebrity Apprentice.

Carolla is all for guys, yet he's scared by penises, as demonstrated on Celebrity Apprentice.

Argh!  Now I'm going to have that thought in my mind and advlkjdf9b4ig

Argh!  Now I'm going to have that thought in my mind and advlkjdf9b4ig

That had been my thinking—either that or David was pulling a Terminator (which seemed to be partially confirmed when he talked about how he wanted his "parents to die" in reference to Weyland)—but that in itself didn't really gel with the reveal that he was just helping Weyland meet his maker and Vickers to…just watch…

That had been my thinking—either that or David was pulling a Terminator (which seemed to be partially confirmed when he talked about how he wanted his "parents to die" in reference to Weyland)—but that in itself didn't really gel with the reveal that he was just helping Weyland meet his maker and Vickers to…just watch…

The only thing it delievered on was the graphic monster violence (in the end, God gets face-raped), but as far as balancing that stuff with the loftier issues of faith and the origins of mankind, and also the idea of humans being to David and robots what the Engineers/Space Jockeys are to us, it was a complete failure…

The only thing it delievered on was the graphic monster violence (in the end, God gets face-raped), but as far as balancing that stuff with the loftier issues of faith and the origins of mankind, and also the idea of humans being to David and robots what the Engineers/Space Jockeys are to us, it was a complete failure…

I sold that script two days ago.

I sold that script two days ago.

Ooo, ooo, I know, ask them how they feel about blowing up brown babies in the Middle East and let them sort out the cognitive dissonance of their (invariable) pro-war stance!

Ooo, ooo, I know, ask them how they feel about blowing up brown babies in the Middle East and let them sort out the cognitive dissonance of their (invariable) pro-war stance!

That idea is good…but what about a movie based on a happy meal toy that was a tie-in to a movie?

Also, "scraping this barrel's bottom" just sounds filthy and depraved.

Yes, that would usurp the throne.

*Suffers stroke*

Oh, I agree, I'm just saying that there are so many better stretchy guys out there than Senor Amrstrong to make a movie out of.  In fact, there's so many stretchy heroes that haven't been utilized in movies that it's amazing anyone's scraping this barrel's bottom so early.

And yet, neither of these can be as mind-boggling as "Battleship."

As far as stretching super-heroes go, I'd rather see an Elongated Man movie over Stretch Armstrong.

Same here on the "not having my mind blown" front.  I absolutely loved it, and it's going to make a great companion piece for "Tucker and Dale vs. Evil" when it comes out on DVD, and I love that it was doing meta-commentary for a reason beyond just being meta, but it didn't have me questioning reality/my sanity or…